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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an
examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen abdomen. It
only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant."

The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her
daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by
having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the
horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the
window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time
this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. And I
was hoping that they would show up again
 

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sassystang said:
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an
examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen abdomen. It
only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant."

The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her
daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by
having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the
horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the
window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time
this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. And I
was hoping that they would show up again
 

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nice one.....
 
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