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You ever fucked so much that your dick was sore to the point that you couldn't even shake the piss off of it when you went to the restroom?
I aint dripping any pus or anything..................it's just sore as hell
 

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01WhiteCobra said:
Better get a doc to check it. Sounds like you got a little more than sex.
Yep. Neal, take your boyfriend to the doctor.
 

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Casper306: "Doc, when I piss flames shoot out of my dick"
Doc (boston accent): "You mean you have a buring sensation when you urinate?"
Casper306: "NO! I MEAN FLAMES! 3 FOOT LONG! SHOOT OUT OF MY DICK!"
 

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01WhiteCobra said:
Casper306: "Doc, when I piss flames shoot out of my dick"
Doc (boston accent): "You mean you have a buring sensation when you urinate?"
Casper306: "NO! I MEAN FLAMES! 3 FOOT LONG! SHOOT OUT OF MY DICK!"
Richard Pryor?
 

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mikeb said:
Richard Pryor?
Oh yea. Just listened to that exact skit on XMRadio at lunch! Funny he mentioned this in a thread...

Between than one and Lewis Black, people in Plano driving 14th thought I was some raving lunatic (although I probably don't need XMRadio to help me with that!)
 

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I have caused sore dick before...and no i ain't spreading any nasty diseases around! How about you lay off the sex for a while? Maybe let some skin grow back? :D

Unless you find some freaky lesions or discharge you'll be OK
 

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Casper306 said:
You ever fucked so much that your dick was sore to the point that you couldn't even shake the piss off of it when you went to the restroom?
I aint dripping any pus or anything..................it's just sore as hell


Is your hand OK ? :eek:





j/k ;)
 

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woo-za-bub said:
How about you lay off the sex for a while? Maybe let some skin grow back? :D

Unless you find some freaky lesions or discharge you'll be OK

That's like telling a lil Ethiopian kid ,not to let flies land on him.

I haven't seen this woman in 5 years . We're just making up for lost time
 

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I'm trying to get laid more than Carless Chris on one of his weekend club excursions..................i.e.(Bathroom, bar, kitchen, pool table , etc....):D


............and Chris I will catch your ass soon
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.............the only diffrence is that my old lady gives it to me more frequent than once every 6 months. I can understand why Chris is always at the bars.:(
 

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Shaithis said:
After this comment, i doubt Chris will be clubbing with you. :eek:
He's too tall for me...

But I did hear he shaves his ass.:D
 

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This thread is disturbing.

I remember hearing on Stern a long time ago about the lead singer of 3 Dog Night. He said his dick split open once while fucking some girl, that was back in the day when 3 dog night was popular and he had an endless supply of groupies.
 

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slow-oh555 said:
whats her name? Rosie?
April
..................don't fan the flame biznitch:D
 
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