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There's a factory that makes Wilson nails. One day, the factory owner calls up his ad agency and tells them to make a commercial showing off his nails.
The ad exec says, "No problem. Turn on the TV at 8:00pm and you will see your commercial."

Mr. Wilson turns on his TV at 8:00 and his commercial starts. It goes like this: Two Romans come out carrying spears and approach a cross with Jesus hanging on it. The camera focuses on Jesus' hands and the head of the nail, which clearly has "Wilson" written on it.

Mr. Wilson goes completely crazy, calls up his ad exec and tells him to get rid of the commercial before the Catholic Church sues him. The ad exec agrees, and tells Mr. Wilson that he will make another commercial the following night, which will be on TV at 8:00.

So the next day at 8:00, Mr. Wilson turns on the tube and his commercial starts. It goes like this: Two Romans come out carrying spears and approach a cross, but Jesus is not on it; he is seen running away in the background. One Roman guard turns to the other and says, "I told you we should have used Wilson Nails!"
 
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