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"...on the highway to hell..."
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You really want to know. Here is the answer.

WWJD

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda....."The Apostles were in one Accord."

Written By Roy Rivenburg, Copyright 2000
 

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Lima Lima Mike Foxtrot
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lol!!!
texasdevildog - i like the quote in your sig.
 

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Married Man on 14Feb2010
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reo said:
lol!!!
texasdevildog - i like the quote in your sig.
Here is another favorite quotes of mine.

by Lewis Morris
Damn the consequences give me the pen
Lewis Morris said that after being warned what could happen to him and his family if he signed the Declaration of Independence.
 

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Ok but seriously. If Jesus were alive today, he wouldn't exactly drive a GEO Metro. Jesus was a person with ALOT of friends. He was traveling around alot with his disciples.

Jesus would drive a BIG HUGE BUS WITH A BIG HUGE DIESEL.
 

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I don't know about you guys, but if I could walk on water, why in the fuck would I want to drive anywhere ?!?! That would be the coolest thing ever !!

-Aaron
 

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Such language, Jesus!
 
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