[SSMAN]

Mine would have to be the first time I heard........." when you get off............pull it and put it in my mouth." It took 2 seconds after that. LOL! Sorry, I had to end the year with a dirty post.

 

[Denny]

"Want me to go get my sister too?"

 

[Dolomite]

"I'm having a $5 off special tonight."

 

[Todd]

"Put it in my ass"

 

[AL P]

"I won't press charges..."

 

[ASC#421]

"Your going to fuck me into a coma!"

 

[Denny]

"Don't wake AL P up, he'll be pissed!"

 

[EquusCriollo]

"I am only 15 !"

Fixed !

 

[Dolomite]

"Wrong hole."

 

[KevinH78]

Heh........ she thought she was gonna start talking dirty to me but it backfired!

She said: "That pussy's tight isn't it?"

I said: "No baby, it's just full."

 

[BLK02]

"I Love You"........ for those of us who are in that part of the relationship

 

[SSMAN]

Heh........ she thought she was gonna start talking dirty to me but it backfired!

She said: "That pussy's tight isn't it?"

I said: "No baby, it's just full."

Thats a good one!!!!!!!!LMAO!............I like to lie to my women also.

 

[Dolomite]

She said: "That pussy's tight isn't it?"

I said: "Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."

Fixed!

 

[EquusCriollo]

ROFL !

Heh........ she thought she was gonna start talking dirty to me but it backfired!

She said: "That pussy's tight isn't it?"

I said: "No baby, it's just full."

 

[AbecX]

"I Love You"

Nothing better then hearing these three words from Leon.

 

[SSMAN]

Nothing better then hearing these three words.

I don't know...........I have had this one scare the hell out of me before.

 

[1RED94]

IS it just me, or are their some posts missing here? and NO, that was not whispered into my ear, it's a question for this post! I replied a few minutes ago and it's not here now???

I guess we should take a hint. Threads are not started for everyone to post up on. Being a smartass will not be tolerated.

 

[KevinH78]

I guess we should take a hint. Threads are not started for everyone to post up on. Being a smartass will not be tolerated.

Nothing better then hearing these three words from Leon.

hrmmmmmmm............

 

[GE]

I was hitting it with this 19 yr old chick from Plano, and she said, "You dirty old man, you just want to [email protected]# this tighty lil pu$$y don't you?"

 

[EquusCriollo]

Get off it. The chicks here are to experienced to fall for that namby pamby sissy boy act.

Don't get me wrong, it is great to be in a relationship where you love the other person...and it is ooey and gooey and fuzzly and warm. And it is great to hear it sometimes too. But come on be real...every love making experience isn't going to be some "Blue lagoon" scene full of passion and heartfealt feeling where sex is just a way to be close and show how much you love her/him Sometimes your gonna have those wonderful animal instinct "wake up in the middle of the night and just gotta fuck" scenario's too.

Admit it...even you like to hear her say " make sure and get some on my tits !" once in a while

Nothing better then hearing these three words.