From "The Car Guy Show" on WBAP......\n \n \nThe Top Five Signs Your Vehicle Was Made In China\n \n#5 ~ You take a drive to go grab lunch... And an hour later?.... You want to do it again....\n \n#4 ~ The odometer is an abacus.\n \n#3 ~ All the radio stations are being jammed.... Except for NPR and Air America....\n \n#2 ~ You get a free book by Confucious, which has such wisdoms as: "Man who run in front of car get tired" and "Man who run behind car get exhausted."\n \n#1 ~ When Driving? ... "Ahhhhh Sooooo".... becomes... "Hey, AH SO!!!"