lmfao
Now I know how a dog feels
So today Im in the back yard doing some yard work,when all of a sudden, my side started cramping and my stomach started bubbling.So I drop the rake and walk quickly to my back door----LOCKED!! SHIT! I run around to the front door-LOCKED!!! DOUBLE SHIT!!.I go to the neighbor next door who has a spare key to my house...Not Home TRIPLE SHIT!!! By this time it feels like i had been hit in the gut with a hammer. So I run back to my back yard.Hoping maybe one of the windows are unlocked..Nope...There is no way I can hold it any longer so I run to the back corner of my yard where i cant be seen by the neighbors and proceed to Take a shit,when I notice my dog is sitting at the back door watching me and titling his head to the side as if to say Stupid Human what do you think you're doing?
Good thing I had a shovel in the back..So i just dug a little hole,swept it all in the hole and covered it..Had I taken an extra 2 min, I would have realized that my truck was unlocked with the garage door opener in it...
So far every time i have let my dog out today he has gone to that same spot to piss...
Good thing I had a shovel in the back..So i just dug a little hole,swept it all in the hole and covered it..Had I taken an extra 2 min, I would have realized that my truck was unlocked with the garage door opener in it...
So far every time i have let my dog out today he has gone to that same spot to piss...
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I also learned a very important lesson today....DO NOT eat salad for lunch three days in a row,and then also have a salad for breakfast...I have had the biggest craving for salads all week, so I have eaten one of those "bags of lettuce" for lunch mon,tues,and wed and then had another big salad for lunch this morning...All that water,,plus all that roughage= Poopin in your backyard.
ohhh God this is great!! Nice man, well done
my question is, why would you hang out at your house, in your own backyard, and leave all the doors locked? i mean, leaving the front door locked is understandable, but the backdoor....
Because I actually started doing yard work on the part of the yard that is closest to the garage door,Then moved to the backyard, when my GF left I didn't think twice about it when she shut the garage door.
nice.Because I actually started doing yard work on the part of the yard that is closest to the garage door,Then moved to the backyard, when my GF left I didn't think twice about it when she shut the garage door.
You have altered the yin/yang of his world, bro. He's lost at sea now, tryin' to find the shore.So far every time i have let my dog out today he has gone to that same spot to piss...
I thought you were gonna say you ended up licking yourself.
Good stuff right there.
what did you wipe your ass with?!?! or did you proceed to work with shity butt cheeks???
I had some of those Blue Shop paper towels sitting on a table under my porch,so i used those...Might as well had torn some bark off one of the tree's. Would have been softer...what did you wipe your ass with?!?! or did you proceed to work with shity butt cheeks???
I just buried those too..
lmao. that happened to me once while i was waiting at the bus stop in 7th grade. i ran two blocks back to my house. i almost stopped in a field and took one but it was on the bus route so i could just see the bus passing and all my friends see my taking a shit in a field. luckily i barely made it home and bolted straight to the bathroom and as soon as i got my pants down, i unleashed the fury.So today Im in the back yard doing some yard work,when all of a sudden, my side started cramping and my stomach started bubbling.So I drop the rake and walk quickly to my back door----LOCKED!! SHIT! I run around to the front door-LOCKED!!! DOUBLE SHIT!!.I go to the neighbor next door who has a spare key to my house...Not Home TRIPLE SHIT!!! By this time it feels like i had been hit in the gut with a hammer. So I run back to my back yard.Hoping maybe one of the windows are unlocked..Nope...There is no way I can hold it any longer so I run to the back corner of my yard where i cant be seen by the neighbors and proceed to Take a shit,when I notice my dog is sitting at the back door watching me and titling his head to the side as if to say Stupid Human what do you think you're doing?
Good thing I had a shovel in the back..So i just dug a little hole,swept it all in the hole and covered it..Had I taken an extra 2 min, I would have realized that my truck was unlocked with the garage door opener in it...
So far every time i have let my dog out today he has gone to that same spot to piss...
LMAO!!!!
When I was in the corps. a similar event took place. We were doing a 3 mile run for our physical fitness test. One of my buddies, who runs like the wind, was way out ahead of me. I see him suddenly duck into the woodline, so I figured he needed to piss. I pass the spot and didnt see him or what he was doin. About a min later he flies past me again and I notice he only has one sock on....
When I was in the corps. a similar event took place. We were doing a 3 mile run for our physical fitness test. One of my buddies, who runs like the wind, was way out ahead of me. I see him suddenly duck into the woodline, so I figured he needed to piss. I pass the spot and didnt see him or what he was doin. About a min later he flies past me again and I notice he only has one sock on....
Funniest fuckin post of the day!So today Im in the back yard doing some yard work,when all of a sudden, my side started cramping and my stomach started bubbling.So I drop the rake and walk quickly to my back door----LOCKED!! SHIT! I run around to the front door-LOCKED!!! DOUBLE SHIT!!.I go to the neighbor next door who has a spare key to my house...Not Home TRIPLE SHIT!!! By this time it feels like i had been hit in the gut with a hammer. So I run back to my back yard.Hoping maybe one of the windows are unlocked..Nope...There is no way I can hold it any longer so I run to the back corner of my yard where i cant be seen by the neighbors and proceed to Take a shit,when I notice my dog is sitting at the back door watching me and titling his head to the side as if to say Stupid Human what do you think you're doing?
Good thing I had a shovel in the back..So i just dug a little hole,swept it all in the hole and covered it..Had I taken an extra 2 min, I would have realized that my truck was unlocked with the garage door opener in it...
So far every time i have let my dog out today he has gone to that same spot to piss...
I keep toilet paper, campers toilet, and a shovel in my truck box for just that reason.
OMG..I was laughing so hard...my co worker was like WTF? So he came over and read and laughed as well.
Thank you
Thank you
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