I got laid on my birthday 
my birthday sucked
Had to work on my birthday while working out in cleburne edging and tagged a paper clip with a weedeater and had to go to the hospital to get it pulled out b/c fire dept said it was in to far. Sittin around waiting for someone to numb it up and pull it out. Well, doc walks in, looks at my leg and says " yep, we gotta pull that out, on 3 1... 2 ooowwww! burned like hell when the paperclip finally got pulled out, ended up going back to work for a few hrs. Anyone else had some shit like that happen on your b-day?
1 - 20 of 22 Posts
Anyone else had some shit like that happen on your b-day?
Yeah, I have paperclips attack the shit out of me each year on my birthday. I've never been able to figure it out.
i got drunk and fell down once
Sittin around waiting for someone to numb it up and pull it out. Well, doc walks in, looks at my leg and says " yep, we gotta pull that out, on 3 1... 2 ooowwww!
Thats one stupid ass doctor!
Happy B-Day!
I had walked around for awhile just thinking another damn rock pegged me in the leg and went to dust of my pants and realized something was bad until I looked and saw it. My boss was freaking out driving me up to the firehouse and then to the hospital. Tell him I need a raise and yep, it sure is my birthday! lol didn't get a no so hope that or more hrs.
LMFAO! Nice catch!Thats one stupid ass doctor!
Happy B-Day!
Sucks about your bday, though.
I got head on my birthday. Sorry yours wasn't as exciting.
Nah, more like he missed some punctuation there.Thats one stupid ass doctor!
Happy B-Day!
"Okay, on 3: one...two..owwww!"
Dude a pair of pliers and you wouldn't have spent the day running around.
Whats the saying?? I've had bigger cuts on my dick, you puss! lol
Whats the saying?? I've had bigger cuts on my dick, you puss! lol
That's what John Wayne Bobbit said, but I don't think he was bragging.Whats the saying?? I've had bigger cuts on my dick, you puss! lol
Shit sucks don't it, I ended up with two last year.:frown:Yeah, I have paperclips attack the shit out of me each year on my birthday. I've never been able to figure it out.
Yesterday was my birthday and I had a shitty day at work. Then went home and went to fucking sleep.
boo, fucking hoo, cry baby bitch.
The best prevention against paper clips is to keep a stapler with you. Its a paper clips natural enemy.
shouldn't this be in the joke section...?
I know, i was only kidding with him. :banana:Nah, more like he missed some punctuation there.
"Okay, on 3: one...two..owwww!"
I suggest investing in some shin guards. preferably aluminum plated.
Honestly, sounds stupid but it saved me many times helping with my pops 6 acres.
That sucks! I went to jail on my b day a few years back, that sucked
1 - 20 of 22 Posts
- This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.
DFW Mustang Forums
A forum community dedicated to Dallas/Fort Worth area Mustang owners and enthusiasts. Come join the discussion about performance, modifications, classifieds, troubleshooting, maintenance, and more!
Full Forum Listing
Explore Our Forums
