I got laid on my birthday
Anyone else had some shit like that happen on your b-day?
Sittin around waiting for someone to numb it up and pull it out. Well, doc walks in, looks at my leg and says " yep, we gotta pull that out, on 3 1... 2 ooowwww!
LMFAO! Nice catch!Thats one stupid ass doctor!
Nah, more like he missed some punctuation there.Thats one stupid ass doctor!
That's what John Wayne Bobbit said, but I don't think he was bragging.Whats the saying?? I've had bigger cuts on my dick, you puss! lol
Shit sucks don't it, I ended up with two last year.:frown:Yeah, I have paperclips attack the shit out of me each year on my birthday. I've never been able to figure it out.
I know, i was only kidding with him. :banana:Nah, more like he missed some punctuation there.
"Okay, on 3: one...two..owwww!"