There's a really good joke about a semen-themed cookbook in there. I just can't put my finger on it.
Miracle Whip will not tone it down!
Seriously, is this the lamest ad gimmick ever?
It's fucking mayonnaise with fucking paprika in it! It's not a statement of bold indivdualism. It's a shitty-tasting processed spread.
I can't stand the commercial. For some reason, all I think of is the aftervomit of a Miracle Whip party...
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It's fucking mayonnaise with fucking paprika in it! It's not a statement of bold indivdualism. It's a shitty-tasting processed spread.
I can't stand the commercial. For some reason, all I think of is the aftervomit of a Miracle Whip party...
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Dude, Mayo sucks. Miracle Whip tastes a million times better. It's got more than just paprika in it, as well.
Hellmans Mayonaisse is 10 times better then miracle whip. Just my .02
I think they're both nasty.Dude, Mayo sucks. Miracle Whip tastes a million times better. It's got more than just paprika in it, as well.
miracle whip is just that, a miracle.
it is what regular mayo aspires to be.
it is what regular mayo aspires to be.
x2 mustard ftw!I think they're both nasty.
Miracle Whip is fucking disgusting. Tastes like sweet, rotten mayonnaise. My dad used to put that shit on his salads when I was a kid. I think he's now finally graduated to real salad dressings though.
I didn't know people actually used it as salad dressing. That's gross.Miracle Whip is fucking disgusting. Tastes like sweet, rotten mayonnaise. My dad used to put that shit on his salads when I was a kid. I think he's now finally graduated to real salad dressings though.
I use it on sandwiches, burgers, and any recipe that calls for mayo. Mayo is fucking disgusting. Yellowish clear, flavorless, slop. Whip is tangy, creamy, and tastes good. You won't find me putting it on salads, though.
I can't eat mayo. At all. If I get a sammich or burger with mayo on it, I've been known to actually vomit.
You are fucking high! Mayo is where it's at. Miracle whip is disgusting.Dude, Mayo sucks. Miracle Whip tastes a million times better. It's got more than just paprika in it, as well.
My brother in law will dry heave at the site of Mayo or Miracle Whip. He will not hesitate to throw up if he eats it by accident.I didn't know people actually used it as salad dressing. That's gross.
I use it on sandwiches, burgers, and any recipe that calls for mayo. Mayo is fucking disgusting. Yellowish clear, flavorless, slop. Whip is tangy, creamy, and tastes good. You won't find me putting it on salads, though.
I can't eat mayo. At all. If I get a sammich or burger with mayo on it, I've been known to actually vomit.
You have lost your mind, Brent. It tastes like (and is) a can of mayonnaise with a bunch of sugar in it. Good GOD it's disgusting.I didn't know people actually used it as salad dressing. That's gross.
I use it on sandwiches, burgers, and any recipe that calls for mayo. Mayo is fucking disgusting. Yellowish clear, flavorless, slop. Whip is tangy, creamy, and tastes good. You won't find me putting it on salads, though.
I can't eat mayo. At all. If I get a sammich or burger with mayo on it, I've been known to actually vomit.
You have lost your mind, Brent.
Nope. It's very much still there. My stomach, nor taste buds can tolerate plain mayo. Mayo even looks disgusting. You should never be able to see through your damn food.
Word on the street is that Brent likes to toss Maston's salad with a little bit of Miracle Whip, cuz it tones it down!Nope. It's very much still there. My stomach, nor taste buds can tolerate plain mayo. Mayo even looks disgusting. You should never be able to see through your damn food.
Obviously it's a mental thing, since they look exactly the same except for little red dots of paprika in the MW.Nope. It's very much still there. My stomach, nor taste buds can tolerate plain mayo. Mayo even looks disgusting. You should never be able to see through your damn food.
I love me some mayo on cold sandwiches. But if it's served warm - on ANYTHING - I vomit uncontrollably. I had a guy learn this one day when he handed me a chicken fried steak sandwich. The oily hot mayo ran out onto my hand and I literally threw up right there.
They don't to me. Mayo is mush, and yellowish-clear. It doesn't even have any consistency. Whip is creamy, white, with the paprika.Obviously it's a mental thing, since they look exactly the same except for little red dots of paprika in the MW.
Yup, Miracle Whip for me... Mayo looks like shit out of a fat bitches flabby thigh. Or puss right out of a cyst. MUAHAHAH! Eat it now bitches! :evil:
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i'll eat both, depending on what it is going with.
But Miracle whip gets the nod for tuna/chicken salad, etc
But Miracle whip gets the nod for tuna/chicken salad, etc
i dont like either but miracle whip is just fucken nasty:yuck:
Real men eat mustard instead of that semen sauce.
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