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Russian President Putin called President Bush with an emergency;

our largest condom factory has exploded" the Russian President cried. "my people's favorite form of birth control. This is a disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to help you,' replied the President.

"I need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to hold us ovre?"

"sure! i'll get right on it," said Bush.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.

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"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10' long and 4' in diameter?" said Putin. t

"No problem," replied the President and George W hung up and called the President of a condom manufacturer and said "I need a favor, you've got to send 1,000,000 condoms immediately over to Russia."

"Consider it done," said the President.

"Great! now, they have to be red in color, 10' long and 4' wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on each one."
 
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