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I'm About to Sign My Life Away With You, Woman.

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Old drunk bastard at the bar: "I'm about to sign my life away with you, woman. I don't know if that's a good thing or if I want to kill myself. [Pause]. But I'm going to marry you."

Me: Trying not to laugh.
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pics?
You're marrying a guy? I always knew you were a queer,...queer.
You want the pics like you want herpes. Trust me.
You're marrying a guy? I always knew you were a queer,...queer.
So says the guy with the modern day Ricard Simmons in his avatar...
So says the guy with the modern day Ricard Simmons in his avatar...
Ricard? I never knew he was a latino. Only a true queer would know that,...queer.
Ricard? I never knew he was a latino. Only a true queer would know that,...queer.
Oooooh you got me on the typo! E-mail me the GFs room mate's boobs now or die!
Oooooh you got me on the typo! E-mail me the GFs room mate's boobs now or die!
She doesn't live there anymore, HA!
She doesn't live there anymore, HA!
That's a queer response if I've ever heard one! Straight guy would have had a couple pictures as soon as the GF went to the rest room!
That's a queer response if I've ever heard one! Straight guy would have had a couple pictures as soon as the GF went to the rest room!
Dude, she's not worth it, all I'm saying.
Dude, she's not worth it, all I'm saying.
That's also what a *** would say. By the way, in stead of saying "all I'm saying," I think "end of story" sounds better. See Danny's sig and Sports Forum.
That's also what a *** would say. By the way, in stead of saying "all I'm saying," I think "end of story" sounds better. See Danny's sig and Sports Forum.
Stop hitting on me, that is all.
Stop hitting on me, that is all.
Pleassssssssssssse. You know you're playing hard to getsssssss.
Pleassssssssssssse. You know you're playing hard to getsssssss.
:flirt:
Isn't this kind of thing what IM'ing is for? :confused:
this is not related but thanks for the WEEN video!
woulld u 2 go buttfuck somewhere else
Your place?
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