[Swamp Donkey]

My wife noticing me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach.
Thinking I was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that is going to help, honey."

"Sure it does," I said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers!"

 

[ThaLS1KidsGrl]

LOL Can I get a hell Yeah! LOL

 

[quicstang99]

thats some funny shit

 

[Hit Man X]

LOL nice! Reminds me of the Simpsons when Homer was trying to gain weight to work at home!

 

[cl89mustang]

Good one.

 

[1Fast97GT]

haha!