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My wife noticing me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach.
Thinking I was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that is going to help, honey."

"Sure it does," I said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers!"
 

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how about fuck you
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thats some funny shit
 

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LOL nice! Reminds me of the Simpsons when Homer was trying to gain weight to work at home! :D
 
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