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not the country singer
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I'm trying to think of that toast that has, "To honor...if you can't come in her, come on her, etc" what's the rest of that toast, does anyone know?

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-Brent-
 

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not the country singer
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Thanks M.O.D., that's the one, and no, i'm not drinkin yet, but i was last night and couldn't think of that stupid toast.

-Brent-
 

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Shakin them haters off!
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Heres some others...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

Here's to the women who love me terribly, May they soon improve.

Here's to our hostess considerate and sweet;
Her wit is endless, but when do we eat?

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer-and another one!

Doh! A beer! I want a beer....
Ray, the guy who buys me beer.
Me, the guy who Ray buys beer...
Far, the way to go for beer.
So, I think I'll have a beer...
La, la la la la la la.ea?
No thanks I'll have a beer...
And that brings us back to Doh! doh! doh!

He that buys land buys many stones.
He that buys flesh buys many bones.
He that buys eggs buys many shells,
But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.

You guys came by to have some fun.
You'll come and stay all night, I fear.
But I know how to make you run.
I'll serve you all generic beer.

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
Were tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille!

Here's to you and here's to me
May we never disagree
But if we do,
Then fuck you
And here's to me.
 

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Got Lateral G's??
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I have been trying to recall a toast that is used down at A&M quite a bit....goes something like this...


"here's to the split that never quits........here's to the breezes that blow through the treez'es"......?

It's a long one that is funny but I can't seem to remember any more than that....help?

Thanks,
 

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Here is the only toast you will ever need. ............and its not 5 miles long........




"Here's to nipples.......................because without them.............titties would be pointless" :D
 

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Here's to going to bed early, and going to sleep late.
 

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Sugar in the bowl,
coffee in the cup,
poke her in the butt,
you won't knock her up
 

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Billyb0b81 said:
Sugar in the bowl,
coffee in the cup,
poke her in the butt,
you won't knock her up
'

wrong wrong wrong...

Sugar in a glass
coffee in a cup
fuck her in the ass
so you won't knock her up

Here's to the kisses we snatch
and the snatches we kiss

To better days and better lays

To days of old
when men were bold
and knights would storm the castles
and to all the ladies
in the clubs
wearing boobie tassles
 
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