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Bubba and Earl

Two ********, bubba and earl, were driving down the road drinking a few bottles of bud. The passenger, Bubba said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, its a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beeers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "we'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"just let me do the talkin', OK? said Earl

Well, they finished the beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"no sir," earl said. "We're on the Patch!!"
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