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Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer.

One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The Artificial Insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today.
I drove a nail into the two-by-four above the cow's stall. You show him where it is, okay?"
So the farmer leaves for the fields, and a while later, the Artificial Insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the long row of cows until she sees the nail, and tells him, "This is the one. This one right here!"
Terribly impressed by what seemed to be such a dizzy blonde, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
"By the nail over its stall, " Amy explaines.
Then the man asks, What's the nail for?"
"I guess it's to hang your pants on."

:rolleyes: :D
 

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Well we know what kinda shit you're into ;)
Good joke. :)
 

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that's too funny. i really didn't think that people did that until one day in high school. they told me a guy they called piner was f**king a pig in the ag barn, caught by his sister and others! omg, that is just sick! and they told me to look out for "farmer johns" that wear their pants inside their boots because they probably take care of SHEEP! :eek:
 

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Haha Thats one I will have to tell my boss
 

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why do you take a sheep to the edge of a cliff when your gonna have sex with it?


So it will push back...

thank you ill be here all week...
 
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