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A baptist bra

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A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in Manhattan. He told
the sales lady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 32A".
With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," Said the saleslady, "we don't get as many requests
for them as we used to. *Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic
bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the
The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist
type for?"
"They", she replied, "make mountains out of molehills"
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HAHAHA i like that one
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damn i had to come back to say that iam still laughing
lol, not much for religion jokes but that was funny :)
jajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajaja IASMS
wtf does this mean?
wtf does this mean?
I'm no expert, but I believe it means...jajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajaajajajajajajaja jajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajaja ja IASMS :confused2:
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