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Three women: One engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all
three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their
eyes.



After a few days they meet up for lunch.


The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me
and said "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love
all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all
night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said; "What's for dinner,
Batman?"
 

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Must be a woman joke because that fucking sucked.
 

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99shestang said:
I don't care what you think!
Guess that makes two.
 

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Godmagnus said:
I don't get it, what was for dinner???
She was dressed all in black and he thought she was "batman"... as in he thought she was being funny instead of noticing that his wife was dressed sexy for him... also known as... MARRAIGE! ;) Got it?
 

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99shestang said:
She was dressed all in black and he thought she was "batman"... as in he thought she was being funny instead of noticing that his wife was dressed sexy for him... also known as... MARRAIGE! ;) Got it?
that makes sense...but seriously, what did she make?
 

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99shestang said:
She was dressed all in black and he thought she was "batman"... as in he thought she was being funny instead of noticing that his wife was dressed sexy for him... also known as... MARRAIGE! ;) Got it?
I thought they were home, I saw no mention of a desert.
 

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wait wait wait wait. . . . . . she made desert too? Now i know why he married her. Hard to find a good woman.
 

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Godmagnus said:
wait wait wait wait. . . . . . she made desert too? Now i know why he married her. Hard to find a good woman.
Did she make the dessert blindfolded, too? She could have easily ut in too much salt or something. Bleh.
 

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Godmagnus said:
wait wait wait wait. . . . . . she made desert too? Now i know why he married her. Hard to find a good woman.
She actually created the Flan Desert.
 

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STANGGT40 said:
that makes sense...but seriously, what did she make?
I bet it was pancakes....i dont know why. i know it sounds funny but something tells me it was pancakes....
 

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I get it now; The engaged and the mistress' lovers are GAY cuz they had better sex with Batman than with the women and the married man is straight so Batman just cooks for him, LOL
 
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