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02-13-2009 03:21 PM
Temple 5.0
Originally Posted by racerX689 View Post
how do you make a dead baby float????
Pull your foot off the back of it's head. I like chocolate syrup on my dead baby float
02-13-2009 01:03 PM
racerX689 how do you make a dead baby float????

.... glass of rootbeer, scoop of ice cream , and 2 scoops dead baby!!
02-13-2009 10:45 AM
fjm57 Kinda old
Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was chained to the bumper..
02-13-2009 10:37 AM
71chevellejohn What's worse than Finding 10 babies in a trash can?

Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

For the record, this thread is as bad as 2 boys fucking 1 boy.
02-13-2009 02:06 AM
Temple 5.0 what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?

I don't have a cadillac in my garage!
02-12-2009 09:13 PM
blue302stang How do you keep a baby from falling down a man hole?

Stick a javelin through it's head
02-12-2009 09:07 PM
blue302stang What's the diffrence between jumping on a baby and a trampoline?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline
02-12-2009 08:49 PM
Clifton Cool! A sense of humor is great! Keep em coming.
02-12-2009 06:57 PM
Spec5alive Um whoa.... :slowly backs out of thread:
02-12-2009 06:52 PM
sc281_99-0135 My God......................
02-11-2009 04:25 PM
CoorsLightCoupe What's the worst thing about eating bald pussy?

Taking the diaper off.
02-10-2009 11:36 PM
FoxBodyMike what is funner then throwing a baby at a ceiling fan?

Hitting it with a baseball bat.
02-10-2009 06:41 PM
Wicked98Snake LOL
02-10-2009 06:28 PM
blue302stang Whats red, bubbles and scratches at the door?

A baby in the microwave
02-10-2009 06:24 PM
threefortytwo O.M.F.Gosh

Why did I come back.......?
02-10-2009 04:05 PM
Originally Posted by Temple 5.0 View Post

how do you make a little boy cry twice?...
Whipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear when you're done.
02-10-2009 03:57 PM
0 GT 2
Originally Posted by Temple 5.0 View Post
how do you make a little boy cry twice?...

I've created a monster.
02-10-2009 01:27 PM
Temple 5.0 what's white and goes up and down in a babies crib??

A pedophiles ass

what face did the baby make when i put it in the blender?

I dunno I was too busy masturbating

how do you make a little boy cry twice?...
02-10-2009 08:17 AM
JP135 OH, The humanity.
02-10-2009 08:12 AM
SY04Mustang = most fucked up thread of the year(thus far)
02-10-2009 06:04 AM
threefortytwo How do you load babies into the back of a track?


What's pink and blue and is at the bottom of your swimming pool?

A baby with slashed floaties.

What worse than 10 babies in a trash bag?

10 trash bags in a baby.
02-10-2009 02:33 AM
0 GT 2 What's the difference between a trash sack full of dead babies and Cobra?

I don't have a Cobra in my garage.
02-09-2009 11:30 PM
Cooter what's pink and silver and bounces off walls?

a dead baby with forks in its eyes
02-09-2009 11:30 PM
Cooter what's pink and bounces off walls?

a dead baby
02-09-2009 09:36 PM
threefortytwo ah... dead baby jokes...

what's worse than a pile of dead babies?

a live on trying to eat its way out...

what's worse than that?

he made it
02-09-2009 06:45 PM
my dixie wrecked I know its not racist yo udidnt post if the baby was white black pink or negative green.
02-09-2009 06:42 PM
0 GT 2 Its not a racial/ethnic joke.
02-09-2009 06:41 PM
my dixie wrecked Ibtd.
02-09-2009 06:39 PM
0 GT 2
What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

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