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06-12-2008 10:12 PM
idrivea4banger "i live my life a quarter mile at a time...."



06-12-2008 08:08 PM
Shorty Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
06-12-2008 08:00 PM
Mr. B From Blazing Saddles.

Bart: You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess.
06-12-2008 07:57 PM
BigDumbRedneck "Why are women so uptight?! They have half the money and all the pussy." Gary Busey, "DC Cab".
06-12-2008 07:54 PM
liquid snake
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuckacosta
Roads? Where we're going...we don't need....roads!!
Back to the Future


and EVERYONE knows......

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"
Back to the Future

1.21 jigowats?!

"If my calculations are correct... when this baby hits 88 mph... you're goin' to see some serious shit."

"You're new 'round here so I'm goin' to cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like a tree... and get out of here."

"Silence earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!"
06-12-2008 07:50 PM
71chevellejohn
Quote:
Originally Posted by talisman
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." Heather #1, Heathers.

That's a classic movie
06-12-2008 07:44 PM
whitetrash better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool
06-12-2008 07:30 PM
talisman "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." Heather #1, Heathers.
06-12-2008 07:29 PM
That_Is_My_El_Camino
Quote:
Originally Posted by 71chevellejohn
Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Nice!
06-12-2008 07:28 PM
71chevellejohn Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
06-12-2008 12:19 PM
The Big Matt
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoorsLightCoupe
"i'm your huckleberry"

"I got two guns... one for each of ya"
Johnny Ringo: [Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.
Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.
["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]
Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]
Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]
Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

Doc Holliday: Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
06-10-2008 08:09 PM
CoorsLightCoupe
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maverick
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

Fixed
06-10-2008 04:06 PM
Maverick
Quote:
Originally Posted by blue302stang
one of my favorite scenes from that movie

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


SHUT UP DONNIE!
06-10-2008 01:37 PM
RedPony07 one of the best from Pulp Fiction Walken was great
06-10-2008 10:09 AM
line-em-up
..

This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it would be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if the slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the watch. I hid that uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
06-10-2008 10:05 AM
livinglegend_86 Denzel Washington as Hobbs & John Goodman as Jones in Fallen

Hobbs: "I don't have a good feeling about this one..."
Jones: "Yeah, me too... someone's playing with my dick and it ain't me."

Also...

Jones: "Hey Hobbs, did you like the Stones...? I bet you didn't you Monkey-loving pussy!"

06-10-2008 09:50 AM
blue302stang
Quote:
Originally Posted by dsk2k8
jesus......"you said it man, nobody fucks with the jesus" ---big lebowski
one of my favorite scenes from that movie

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
06-10-2008 09:37 AM
Maverick
Best quote ever...should apply to everything

Do you know what we get to do today Brooks? We get to play baseball...

from The Rookie
06-10-2008 08:54 AM
That_Is_My_El_Camino "My dad figured I wouldn't amount to much except...well, he never really came up with anything, but I know I can play ball a little, and a day of playing ball is better than whatever most people have to do for a living." - Rube Baker, Major League II
06-08-2008 01:04 AM
That_Is_My_El_Camino "Pick me out a winner, Bobby."
"And then when I walked down the street, people would've looked and they would've said, 'There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game.'" - Robert Redford as Roy Hobbs, The Natural
06-08-2008 12:03 AM
racrguy We came! We saw! We kicked it's ass!- Bill Murray, Ghostbusters.
06-07-2008 11:40 PM
Shoot To Kill
Quote:
Originally Posted by 71chevellejohn
"All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
It says United States Marshal! "


"You tell 'em I'm coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?..."


-Wyatt Earp in Tombstone
ah you fucker! that's the one i was going to use!
06-07-2008 10:35 PM
CoorsLightCoupe
Quote:
Originally Posted by 71chevellejohn
"All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
It says United States Marshal! "


"You tell 'em I'm coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?..."


-Wyatt Earp in Tombstone
"i'm your huckleberry"

"I got two guns... one for each of ya"
06-07-2008 03:40 PM
Jfizzle Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!
Samuel L. Jackson
06-07-2008 01:15 PM
71chevellejohn "All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
It says United States Marshal! "


"You tell 'em I'm coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?..."


-Wyatt Earp in Tombstone
06-07-2008 01:08 PM
CoorsLightCoupe DAmn, i forgot a good one:

"Who's the slimy little comet-of-shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here that just signed his own death warrant!?!?" FMJ
06-04-2008 07:28 PM
TheAsp!
More Clint Eastwood

"Anybody takes a shot at me and I'll kill ya. I'll kill your family and burn your house down."

-Unforgiven
06-04-2008 07:01 PM
poopnut2 "Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face." Pulp Fiction
06-04-2008 11:15 AM
Geor! "Shut up, you miserable buzzard! Stoning people who piss you off is perfectly okay. They do it in the Bible, don't they? And I got lots of peas!"
06-04-2008 10:15 AM
PDRed302 Jim: "Now, you all look money hungry, and that's good. Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fuckin' have any. They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fuckin' smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby."

-Boiler Room
06-02-2008 05:18 PM
mightyp "dying ain't much of a living"

should we bury them?..."hell with them fellas, buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms."
06-02-2008 10:15 AM
97blkpny
Quote:
Originally Posted by 71chevellejohn
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Harris
Major League
Greatness.
06-02-2008 01:05 AM
CoorsLightCoupe
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sean88gt
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

haha.. i was gonna say something from that movie too, but couldn't come up with just one
06-01-2008 10:03 PM
Sean88gt Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
06-01-2008 09:38 PM
CoorsLightCoupe Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
06-01-2008 02:23 AM
Stroked87 "You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man."

"Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now."
06-01-2008 01:11 AM
71chevellejohn You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Harris
Major League
05-31-2008 08:12 PM
RedPony07 "I figure a mans only good for one oath at a time. I took my oath to The Confederate States of America"

"That'll be the day"
05-31-2008 06:57 PM
That_Is_My_El_Camino
Quote:
Originally Posted by CJ-95GT
Apparently nobody has googled it since none of the top ten have been mentioned. I'll let you guys figure out the person/movie the quotes came from.

1. "I'll be back."
2. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
3. "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. (That's goddamn right.)"
4. "Hasta la vista, baby."
5. "(But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.) Well, nobody's perfect!"
6. "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
7. "Goodbye, Mr. Bond."
8. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
9. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
10. "Fuh-get about it!"
Except for #3, not one of those strikes me as all that great or impressive. They get referenced a lot, but that doesn't make them great, in my opinion.
05-31-2008 04:29 PM
CJ-95GT
Quote:
Originally Posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino
Seriously, how has: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit." been left out?
Apparently nobody has googled it since none of the top ten have been mentioned. I'll let you guys figure out the person/movie the quotes came from.

1. "I'll be back."
2. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
3. "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. (That's goddamn right.)"
4. "Hasta la vista, baby."
5. "(But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.) Well, nobody's perfect!"
6. "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
7. "Goodbye, Mr. Bond."
8. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
9. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
10. "Fuh-get about it!"
05-31-2008 01:37 PM
That_Is_My_El_Camino Riggins (Trey Wilson): "Geez. What's got into Nuke?"
Hockett (Robert Wuhl): "He's wearing garters. And he's breathing out his eyelids like a lava lizard. Old Mayan deal."
05-31-2008 01:33 PM
Pro Trash " I need more cow bell"
05-31-2008 01:24 PM
71chevellejohn Someone help me. I'm still alive only I'm very badly burned.

You Shot Me. ...You Shot Me Right In The Arm

-Mustafa in Austin Powers



I know its cheesy, but it just came on
05-31-2008 12:34 PM
That_Is_My_El_Camino No, haven't seen either.
05-31-2008 12:25 PM
mightyp
Quote:
Originally Posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino
Nice! I've never seen that movie, but I need to, apparently.

have you ever seen "lock, stock and two smoking barrels? Same director, Alot of the same actors, characters. It came out before snatch. Both are very good.
05-31-2008 12:22 PM
mightyp
Quote:
Originally Posted by cryptic5.0
.......


Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
yeah, that one. I was too lazy too type all that .......thanks.
05-31-2008 12:13 PM
That_Is_My_El_Camino Seriously, how has:

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit." - Christopher Lloyd as Doc Brown in Back to the Future

been left out?
05-31-2008 12:10 PM
cryptic5.0
Quote:
Originally Posted by mightyp
the whole bullet tooth tony speech in snatch "......that fact that your guns say replica on them and mine says desert eagle .50......."
.......


Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
05-31-2008 12:03 PM
That_Is_My_El_Camino
Quote:
Originally Posted by mightyp
the whole bullet tooth tony speech in snatch "......that fact that your guns say replica on them and mine says desert eagle .50......."
Nice! I've never seen that movie, but I need to, apparently.
05-31-2008 09:51 AM
mightyp the whole bullet tooth tony speech in snatch "......that fact that your guns say replica on them and mine says desert eagle .50......."
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