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09-11-2006 08:33 AM
Juiced4V
gee....thanks....it was still funny...
09-10-2006 11:13 AM
SNEAKY https://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/show...ight=Secretary
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09-10-2006 02:29 AM
OMEGA DOOM he's fucked, and not in the good way!
09-09-2006 08:49 PM
blue302stang hahaha thats hilarious
09-09-2006 08:05 PM
ls1eater thats some funny shit
09-09-2006 07:34 PM
fatty
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juiced - 4V SNK
Not Sure If Repost....

Why I fired My Secretary..................

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.




As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday."


I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.



As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "good morning, boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on
my door and said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."


I said, "thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" we went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two
martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"


I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"


She said, "let's go to my apartment"


After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."


"Ok." I nervously replied.


She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday".


And I just sat there...


On the couch...

Naked.
lmfao... thats funny
09-09-2006 12:17 PM
jefehbk sweetness to the max...that shizzle was funny
09-09-2006 11:46 AM
0 GT 2 lmao
09-09-2006 11:34 AM
Tangstang LMAO! Greatness!
09-08-2006 07:24 PM
supercharged99GT roflmao...thats not what i was expecting to happen... caude for divorce?
09-08-2006 07:17 PM
D LMAO...that was great.
09-08-2006 07:10 PM
FRANCISCO308 Lol
09-08-2006 04:21 PM
Juiced4V yep
09-08-2006 04:20 PM
strucksvt DOH! Talk about owned
09-08-2006 04:16 PM
Juiced4V
Why I fired My Secretary!!

Not Sure If Repost....

Why I fired My Secretary..................

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.




As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday."


I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.



As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "good morning, boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on
my door and said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."


I said, "thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" we went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two
martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"


I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"


She said, "let's go to my apartment"


After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."


"Ok." I nervously replied.


She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday".


And I just sat there...


On the couch...

Naked.

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