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Crank 2:High Voltage

Has anybody seen this? In all honesty, it's probably one of the dumbest movies ever made but it's so over the top and fast paced that I can't help but love it. It's on Netflix Instant Streaming now so if you ever have an hour and a half to kill, I strongly suggest watching Jason Statham beat the living shit out of everybody.
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I seriously had fun watching this movie.
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Anyone who went in and tried to take it seriously would only end up being seriously disappointed. I liked it. It was completely retarded, but that was sort of the point.
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I tried to watch it on TV one time, and as soon as he stuck the lubed up shotgun into that fat mexican's asshole I changed the channel.
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both movies were a fun watch.
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I tried to watch it on TV one time, and as soon as he stuck the lubed up shotgun into that fat mexican's asshole I changed the channel.
I've got to imagine that watching that on TV would be overwhelmingly disappointing.

They're both awful movies, but they're both supremely entertaining.

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I tried to watch it on TV one time, and as soon as he stuck the lubed up shotgun into that fat mexican's asshole I changed the channel.
This is not a movie you can watch on TV. At least he gave the Samoan(I'm pretty sure he wasn't mexican) a courtesy lube.
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I've got to imagine that watching that on TV would be overwhelmingly disappointing.

They're both awful movies, but they're both supremely entertaining.
Well, it was on HBO or some other movie channel. Should have clarified that I suppose.
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Totally pointless. Loved it.

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Totally pointless. Loved it.

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She is freakin HOT in that movie. Love the strip club scene with her in the little pink shorts.
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I watched the first one because it had Dwight Yokam in it. I thought it was a horrible hunk of shit. Needless to say I didn't watch II
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The first one was better.
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The first one sucked balls compared to two. If you're gonna make a movie that's supposed to be over the top, make it over the top. The first one was an "almost" in my opinion.
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The first one is way better!!

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I seriously had fun watching this movie.
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Stupid as shit movie, but fun to watch.

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