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Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy

FUNNY as shit... I just got done watching it (recorded it last night) damn funny...I love those.

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was it censored? i want uncensored damnitt.
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it was alright!

Warren Sap was pretty funny

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was it censored? i want uncensored damnitt.
It was... but I also recorded the roast of Bob Saget later in the night and it was totally UNcensored (fuck, cunt...you name it) so look for a showing late at night to record.

Saget is a very funnt roast as well...

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Just watched earlier. Pretty funny.
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The fact that that hack job of a comedian even got roasted makes me lose all faith in the roast nowadays.
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The fact that that hack job of a comedian even got roasted makes me lose all faith in the roast nowadays.
Wat? Wat are you talking about?? ohh this sellout/hack - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIWO5LgUZ28

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Wat? Wat are you talking about?? ohh this sellout/hack - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIWO5LgUZ28
Now take that image and combine it with the fact that he worked at Wendy's until he was 22, pretty sad picture.
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The fact that that hack job of a comedian even got roasted makes me lose all faith in the roast nowadays.
Who gives a shit? The guy has done well for himself, makes a shit load of cash and you seem bitter and jealous.

Was he your shift manager at Wendy's?

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I heard it was funny as shit. I'll have to keep an eye out for it to come on again.

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Who gives a shit? The guy has done well for himself, makes a shit load of cash and you seem bitter and jealous.

Was he your shift manager at Wendy's?
Haha, didn't know you were such a fan! Good for him for making a shit ton of money out of being completely unentertaining. I'm sure it's no coincidence that his target audience is also that of NASCAR.

The roast was once reserved for the greats, not niche comedians. Nowadays, everyone who makes a dollar gets one.
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I know what you're saying, but they are running out of roastees. Although the Chevy Chase one was fantastically brutal.

Not a fan of his, and not a fan of NASCAR. The guy just created a niche and hit a home run with it.

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Haha, didn't know you were such a fan! Good for him for making a shit ton of money out of being completely unentertaining. I'm sure it's no coincidence that his target audience is also that of NASCAR.

The roast was once reserved for the greats, not niche comedians. Nowadays, everyone who makes a dollar gets one.
I think Comedy Central knows their target audience also... it's no longer 50 y/o's...

A roast of Jackie Mason wouldn't really do too well on the ratings..

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I think Comedy Central knows their target audience also... it's no longer 50 y/o's...

A roast of Jackie Mason wouldn't really do too well on the ratings..
I'm not arguing that he doesn't have a following or that he isn't making money, just that he is damned good proof of a dumber society.
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I'm not arguing that he doesn't have a following or that he isn't making money, just that he is damned good proof of a dumber society.
True I will concede that his core target audience is probably the midwestern, wal-mart shopping, tractor supply atire wearing rednecks... and most of his bits are just bringing that society's quirks to the forefront for a laugh. I enjoyed him when I first saw one of his bits back in like '03...but he got real old, real quick. I latched on to Ron White quick. I mainly like the roasts because of how low and raunchy they go. I enjoy "blue" humor and like when the write the worst stuff for the guest non-comediens to do.

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it was alright, I liked the octomom jokes...

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Larry the Cable Guy is NOT funny, but I could see how a bunch of decent comedians talking about how bad he is could be hilarious. I don't think a two hour roast would be long enough for me to get the point across about how much Larry the cable guy sucks. I mean truly sucks. He says a bunch of stuff that isn't funny at all, then says "get er' done" and all the inbred hillbillies laugh. It's pretty sad.
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He doesnt need a Roast. Everytime he opens his dumb mouth he Roasts himself.

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It was alright but Warren Sapp sucked, he was the only one laughing at his jokes. And what the fuck was Toby Keith doing on there? He fukn sucked. And god damn Marsha Brady got fat...

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so Marsha Brady did in fact have a cocaine problem? lol i didn't know she was a party girl

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so Marsha Brady did in fact have a cocaine problem? lol i didn't know she was a party girl
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you guys are fucking stupid, like dane cook is any less of a hack that larry
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you guys are fucking stupid, like dane cook is any less of a hack that larry
Has anyone said anything good about Dane Cook....even in this thread? Who is "fucking stupid?"
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i admit the roasts have been going downhill IMO
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The first roast I saw was the one with Flava Flav.......but yes they have been going downhill with every new roastee!
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Im glad im not the only one who thinks the Cable guy is not funny. His movies are even worse, I guess.......I actually only saw about 15 minutes of one of them and it was all i could stand.
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Watched the whole thing, and really I just wish I could have watched a 5 minute "best of" clip and moved on. The funny parts were fuckin' hilarious, but the production overall... Why the fuck were Warren Sapp, Marsha Brady, Toby Keith, and Gary Busey there? Not that they didn't have their moments, but it's turning into some crazy B-movie star list instead of comedians being roasted by their contemporaries. I'm used to the cast of no-names (insert random yankee Jew that nobody's ever heard of), but this selection was just weird.

Oh yeah, and I was so fucking tired of the 3 minute long Girls Gone Wild commercials that aired at every break. I get it. Naked teenagers, fantastic. Stop beating me down with the same shit over and over and over!

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Watched the whole thing, and really I just wish I could have watched a 5 minute "best of" clip and moved on. The funny parts were fuckin' hilarious, but the production overall... Why the fuck were Warren Sapp, Marsha Brady, Toby Keith, and Gary Busey there? Not that they didn't have their moments, but it's turning into some crazy B-movie star list instead of comedians being roasted by their contemporaries. I'm used to the cast of no-names (insert random yankee Jew that nobody's ever heard of), but this selection was just weird.

Oh yeah, and I was so fucking tired of the 3 minute long Girls Gone Wild commercials that aired at every break. I get it. Naked teenagers, fantastic. Stop beating me down with the same shit over and over and over!
Well from what I can tell, the way Comedy Central does their roasts is the roastee (Larry the Hack in this case) gets to choose a few people that they would like to have included with the regular rotation of comedians on the daius. His choices were Sapp, Toby Keith, Jeff Foxworthy and Marsha Marsha Marsha...you can tell as they are reading their bits that someone else writes their material for them. So it is mearly a job to stand up their and read it off.

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Oh yeah, and I was so fucking tired of the 3 minute long Girls Gone Wild commercials that aired at every break. I get it. Naked teenagers, fantastic. Stop beating me down with the same shit over and over and over!
ditto - that wasn't just a frequent commercial - it was played EVERY single commercial break. How that dude makes money sellin that in the day of online porn is beyond me...
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