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Paul Blart : Mall Cop

Yeaaaah....don't waste your time or money.

I love me some Kevin James, The King of Queens is one of my favorate shows...however this movie fails totally. I thought there might be a chance it would end up being funny.........nope. I don't think I laughed once. The scenes in the trailer were the best ones and those are only semi-humorious.



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If the best they can come up with for previews are him sliding/scooting to get behind cover, crawling inside an air duct (and falling), and applying a Band-Aid, I wouldn't expect much from it.


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I wanted to see this! Thanks for the heads up - I'll wait till it comes out on DVD.
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It was a 5 out of 10...not a great movie by any means but i chuckeld a few times. Time waste on a saturday night was all it was for me.
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My daughter wanted to see it for her birthday, so we went Sunday. It had some decent moments, but it's a movie about a Mall Cop, some of you dumbfucks read way tooooooo much into shit. If you have 90min to burn and want to forget about life for that period, it's entertaining, but I reiterate...IT IS ABOUT A SECURITY GAURD....THAT WORKS...IN A..MOTHERFUCKING MALL!!!!!!!!!!

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My daughter wanted to see it for her birthday, so we went Sunday. It had some decent moments, but it's a movie about a Mall Cop, some of you dumbfucks read way tooooooo much into shit. If you have 90min to burn and want to forget about life for that period, it's entertaining, but I reiterate...IT IS ABOUT A SECURITY GAURD....THAT WORKS...IN A..MOTHERFUCKING MALL!!!!!!!!!!
True, but there is something to be said about making a movie funny no matter the plot. Case in point - Bad Santa...wow a movie about a guy trying to rob a store during Christmas instead of protect it as in Mall Cop. However Bad Santa delivers on the laugh scale. That is one of the funniest movies I have seen in years.

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My daughter wanted to see it for her birthday, so we went Sunday. It had some decent moments, but it's a movie about a Mall Cop, some of you dumbfucks read way tooooooo much into shit. If you have 90min to burn and want to forget about life for that period, it's entertaining, but I reiterate...IT IS ABOUT A SECURITY GAURD....THAT WORKS...IN A..MOTHERFUCKING MALL!!!!!!!!!!
no shit he is a mall cop?

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me and about 5 of my friends went and saw it last sunday. we all enjoyed it. when i got there and saw it was rated pg i was like fuck, this movie is gonna suck. but it was pretty entertaining.

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me and about 5 of my friends went and saw it last sunday. we all enjoyed it. when i got there and saw it was rated pg i was like fuck, this movie is gonna suck. but it was pretty entertaining.
cute! did you all ride your bikes there?
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I would rather die in a fire than see this movie.
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me and about 5 of my friends went and saw it last sunday. we all enjoyed it. when i got there and saw it was rated pg i was like fuck, this movie is gonna suck. but it was pretty entertaining.
Did you use that "Dick through the bottom of the popcorn bucket trick?"

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Did you use that "Dick through the bottom of the popcorn bucket trick?"

Oh that's a good one!

HAHAHA...that shit was on Robot Chicken a day or so ago.

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I saw the preview and thought to myself..."that movie appeals to mindless cattle, perfect for the USA!!!"

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My daughter wanted to see it for her birthday, so we went Sunday. It had some decent moments, but it's a movie about a Mall Cop, some of you dumbfucks read way tooooooo much into shit. If you have 90min to burn and want to forget about life for that period, it's entertaining, but I reiterate...IT IS ABOUT A SECURITY GAURD....THAT WORKS...IN A..MOTHERFUCKING MALL!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm... spend 90 minutes staring at the wall... or spend 90 minutes watching this movie... hmm...

I'll take staring at the wall for 90 minutes. I'd get just as much entertainment, and I'd save $10 too.

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nope i drove my truck.

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