Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Putting the sensual in nonconsensual since 1984
Tom Cruise was funny as shit.
Robery Downey Jr had some great stuff as well.
I still hate Ben Stiller.
"THIS IS FLAMING DRAGON!"
"Oh ok! Framing Dragon... fuck face. First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
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