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I see you work at night, are you sexually amused?
what's it like to have a room of guys encircling you?
how she moves and how she walks.
they all patiently await while the heat from in their pockets could burn marks into their legs.
without your needs and your support she'd have a job the same as ours - nothing daring.
would she miss a job that's sexual?

in every city there are dozens of these clubs where men can go.
some people need a little challenge to their fantasies at home.
there's a little tiny number on a fold of matches,
the ink drips from a little dancer's pen.
everybody wants that fold of matches to reinflate their confidence.
hey, it is a job, it pays a lot.
is it disservicing someone?
and is it good to get these men worked up so sexual?
older dancers gag at what new talent seems to mean.
smaller tits and younger limbs can cause a fit of rivalry.

but it is a job, it pays a lot.
is it disservicing someone?
and is it good to get these men worked up so sexual?
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You can borrow my Real Doll.
Hey youngblood, you pick you up a little Marvin Gaye or Al Greene and listen to it and you might develop some mojo that lets you actually use that mushroom cap you call a
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Hey youngblood, you pick you up a little Marvin Gaye or Al Greene and listen to it and you might develop some mojo that lets you actually use that mushroom cap you call a
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I've done that, religiously, and I haven't changed a bit.


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Without paying for it, I'm willing to take odds that it takes Levi over a year to get laid from the time he became single. Any takers?
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Without paying for it, I'm willing to take odds that it takes Levi over a year to get laid from the time he became single. Any takers?
$20 I get laid before him.


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Without paying for it, I'm willing to take odds that it takes Levi over a year to get laid from the time he became single. Any takers?
You already lost that bet, potnuh!
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You already lost that bet, potnuh!


No shit? What was his name?
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$20 I get laid before him.
That should cover part of the cost of the hooker.
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No shit? What was his name?
Eric, and Bill..............and Steve.
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That should cover part of the cost of the hooker.
I prefer "erotic assistant."
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$20 I get laid before him.
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I prefer "erotic assistant."
I prefer "boner extinguisher". Then again, that's what I call all girls. I guess you can refer to my year old post "All women are hookers."
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I prefer "boner extinguisher". Then again, that's what I call all girls. I guess you can refer to my year old post "All women are hookers."
They all got a price.
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Fer realz?


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Fer realz?
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Shit. What's your PayPal address, GE?


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Your '87 redhead ex-girlfriend?


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Your '87 redhead ex-girlfriend?
Yeah, that pussy used to be tight...........sorry fiddy.



Tell her I love the fact that she was shaved smooth!
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Yeah, that pussy used to be tight...........sorry fiddy.



Tell her I love the fact that she was shaved smooth!
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Yeah, I bet you tore it up like a hamstring!
Sorry about me devirginizing her hershey highway bro, but she begged for the big rig.
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Sorry about me devirginizing her hershey highway bro, but she begged for the big rig.


Is big rig a code phrase for Kia Spectra?
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I am just fucking with ya fiddy, you can stop cutting yourself now.
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I am just fucking with ya fiddy, you can stop cutting yourself now.
It never stops.
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It never stops.
One of these days, he'll slip and accidentally do it right.


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One of these days, he'll slip and accidentally do it right.
I don't know. I saw that last pic of him and I think all that will come out now is crisco or butter.
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One of these days, he'll slip and accidentally do it right.
That's like waiting for you to get laid. Friend zone 4 lyfe.

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That's like waiting for you to get laid. Friend zone 4 lyfe.
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That's like waiting for you to get laid. Friend zone 4 lyfe.



That's a burn.
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Dont sprain something you old geezer.
He's damn near to the point of flat out breaking shit.
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He's damn near to the point of flat out breaking shit.
Sounds like some of your old parties. lol

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Sounds like some of your old parties. lol
Dude, Jordan broke his foot at the very first party we had at the Villas on the Green, kept breaking it over and over, and finally took care of it. Probably healed about six months ago.

I miss those parties.

Oh yeah, I have a house now. Halloween should be great. I know it was last year. Plus my B-day is coming up in August.
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Dude, Jordan broke his foot at the very first party we had at the Villas on the Green, kept breaking it over and over, and finally took care of it. Probably healed about six months ago.

I miss those parties.

Oh yeah, I have a house now. Halloween should be great. I know it was last year. Plus my B-day is coming up in August.
I think I asked you this the other day, but what part of town?

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I think I asked you this the other day, but what part of town?
Meadowbrook and 820. I know, ghetto...but we're just outside of the ghetto. We haven't had any problems yet.
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Good 'ol Ghettobrook. I used to work over there. I in fact did a tapdance on a guys hood in a parking lot just east of that intersection. Also, Pauls Liquor next door, is where that guy they call "The Bouncing Burgler" that fell through the roof happened. They show that clip on those Worlds Dumbest Criminals shows all the time.
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Good 'ol Ghettobrook. I used to work over there. I in fact did a tapdance on a guys hood in a parking lot just east of that intersection. Also, Pauls Liquor next door, is where that guy they call "The Bouncing Burgler" that fell through the roof happened. They show that clip on those Worlds Dumbest Criminals shows all the time.
Haha. I heard that shit happened around here. Our block is pretty much just old white people.
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Haha. I heard that shit happened around here. Our block is pretty much just old white people.



I stopped working over there right after that happened. The owner of the place was trying to get it open forever with permit problems. Pretty cool guy. Right across from that Wal Mart Grocery.
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I stopped working over there right after that happened. The owner of the place was trying to get it open forever with permit problems. Pretty cool guy. Right across from that Wal Mart Grocery.
Definately have had many late night pizza trips to that wal-mart. We're about a 1/2 mile down meadowbrook on Muse street.
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That's like waiting for you to get laid. Friend zone 4 lyfe.
LOLz, one of these days, asshole, and I'll meet some dumb, drunk chick with low standards and...wait, that still doesn't work.


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LOLz, one of these days, asshole, and I'll meet some dumb, drunk chick with low standards and...wait, that still doesn't work.
How can a guy on DFWstangs not get laid?!
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Meadowbrook and 820. I know, ghetto...but we're just outside of the ghetto. We haven't had any problems yet.
NOt outside it. Surrounded is more like it.
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