Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: What up with that? What up with that?!
I would have never imagined the day would come....
that I would stumble across a band that could defy all laws of the universe and all of humanity by SUCKING MORE THAN NICKELBACK, but believe me when I say, Buck Cherry has not only accomplished such a feat, but they have taken music to such an epic global endangering level of sucking that I'm sure Al Gore is re-directing his camp to abandon the issue of global warming and attack this thing head on as we speak.
I can only assume that Marlee Matlin has her own record label, because I can't imagine anyone actually hearing the shit these homos spew and wanting to sign them over grabbing the nearest sharp object and burying it deep within their ear canal's repeatedly to make the almighty suffering stop.
These fuckers make me regret buying my wife an ipod dock for Christmas. Before that, she would listen happily to whatever the hell she's got on that thing vie ear phones while she got ready in the mornings without disturbing anyone. Now that she has the dock, hold on to your fucking hats, that thing is loud! Most of it isn't so bad, but that Buck Cherry shit is down right vomit inducing.
I guess I'm partly to blame for my misery. Now that she knows how much I hate them, upon the rare occasion we get ready in the mornings at the same time, I can rest assured she'll be obliged to blast that shit for me each and every time, all with a loving, shit-eating grin on her face. Fuck you Buck Cherry, fuck you straight to hell.