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Jessica Simpson to Get Naked?

JESSICA SIMPSON UNPLUGGED

(this is from a FOX script)

No clothes? No problem, that's what Jessica Simpson is reportedly saying about a possible upcoming movie role. Internet rumors are swirling the performer wants to be taken seriously as an actress. So, she's considering taking a role that will get her more attention.

It's reportedly very graphic and has a full frontal nude scene. Her family might not be too happy though. Simpson's dad and manager, Joe, has admitted he turned down a recent role offer for Jessica to play a porn star.
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If that was to happen...I am sure there would be some guys pulling a Pee Wee Herman up in the theater

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I am sure there would be some guys pulling a Pee Wee Herman up in the theater
Maybe... just maybe...

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JESSICA SIMPSON UNPLUGGED

It's reportedly very graphic and has a full frontal nude scene. Her family might not be too happy though. Simpson's dad and manager, Joe, has admitted he turned down a recent role offer for Jessica to play a porn star.
Daddy wants to keep it for himself. That guy is a fucking creep.

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If that was to happen...I am sure there would be some guys pulling a Pee Wee Herman up in the theater
If this does happen, alot of kittens are going to just drop dead....
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I would probably eat the corn out her......trash can. LOL, I think she is physically one of the most beautiful chicks in the world.

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I would probably eat the corn out her......trash can. LOL, I think she is physically one of the most beautiful chicks in the world.
Agreed, and if she was a brunette, then I'm game. . She obviously likes men in uniform.



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i wonder what romo thinks of this...




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i wonder what romo thinks of this...
Who cares? He'll be booed up with a new chick before next season, watch. He switches out starlets like I switch socks.

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If this does happen, alot of kittens are going to just drop dead....
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She has manly face features.
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She has manly face features.
And a smokin hot body. I don't see know man features at all
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She has manly face features.
Sorry, I don't see it.
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Her sister needs to follow suit.

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Her sister needs to follow suit.
I think the sister is the ugly one, although she does look better now thanks to plastic surgery.
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I think the sister is the ugly one, although she does look better now thanks to plastic surgery.
I liked her before and after.

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If Jessica Simpson has man face, I love man face.

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IMO that video is almost the sexiest music video ever. second only to that one with the chicks in the band out-fits
Don't get mad just because you fall into one of the following categories

a. have no standards and will fuck anything that moves

or

b. are secretly bi, gay or all of the above and likes something with a manly face.

I'm not the only one to make these claims. I'm not a guy who worships something just because it has blonde hair and big tits. Tits I might add that when are not smushed together, are abnormally far apart. You can have that stupid cunt.
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i wonder what romo thinks of this...
He needs to worry about throwing that football from what i saw last week he must have still been drunk off some jessica

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