Originally Posted by Jester
Oh you are fucking dead. You might as well just go ahead and call the morgue and reserve a fucking spot, fill out the toe tag and get measured for a coffin and make sure it is 1í less than your normal height because you are a fucking dead man walking. There are gonna be Mr. Peterís skull fragments all over the goddamned town after I skull tap you from 1000.
DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT PATRICK!!!!!!!! I'M STHERIAL!!!!!!!!!!!
I called the morgue about the coffin and the lady working there said he was a turd burglar too. Don't shoot the messenger.
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