Fear the lawn gnome
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: if you want it blown up let me have it.
Heck if you have a smartphone and a external speaker you can make a call if they are that close.
Or pick up a lohman med-long range distress and blow softly.
Or hell the best yet is take the squeaker out of one of your dogs toys.
Hit up youtube and watch somevids. Or best yet go out with whomever comes over to take care of your issue. I can guarantee you will enjoy it.
What you might call solitude is something i look forward to.