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The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE
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Lol, There's something about Number 8 that I just like.
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Number three isn't accurate as I've never seen a rifle with grips...
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Number three isn't accurate as I've never seen a rifle with grips...
You've never seen an AR/M16?
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You've never seen an AR/M16?

Nope. Do they actually have grips? If so I gotta make it a point to check one out sometime...
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Nope. Do they actually have grips? If so I gotta make it a point to check one out sometime...
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nope. Do they actually have grips? If so i gotta make it a point to check one out sometime...
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i have just the opposite with my pin. It's so loose it's a chore to keep pushing the danged thing back in. Was thinking about maybe putting a small burr on it...

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Heh, never considered that a grip. Always considered the grip as being the replaceable units, as on a .45 or the like...
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WTF? Sarcasm meters broken?
Wat?
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Wat?
You last post explained it.

It sounded like you said you have never seen an AR/M16 but you were talking in the other thread about the pin in yours being loose.
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Nope. Do they actually have grips? If so I gotta make it a point to check one out sometime...

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You last post explained it.

It sounded like you said you have never seen an AR/M16 but you were talking in the other thread about the pin in yours being loose.


Ahh. lol, I can see it...

Just had me stumped for a sec...
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Heh, never considered that a grip. Always considered the grip as being the replaceable units, as on a .45 or the like...
Fuck, even the parts catalogs list them as pistol grips.
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