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LMAO: Thug killed by police after gun jams (holding sideways)

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A Times Square bloodbath was narrowly avoided because the machine-pistol-toting thug who fired at a cop flipped the gun on its side like a character out of a rap video, causing the weapon to jam after two shots, law-enforcement sources said yesterday.

When scam artist Raymond "Ready" Martinez held the MAC-10-style gun parallel to the ground, it caused the ejecting shells to "stovepipe," or get caught vertically in the chamber, the sources said. The gun is designed to be fired only in a vertical position.

If he had fired the weapon -- which had another 27 rounds in the clip -- properly, Martinez, 25, could have killed the hero cop pursuing him and countless others walking through the swarming tourist mecca Thursday morning.
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We arrested a guy last week that had burglarized a vehicle then shot at the owner when the owner threw a rock through the get away truck.

We sat up on the idiot's address and he came home about 30 minutes later. He only got off two shots at the owner because his ITEC 9mm w/ 30 round magazine double fed and jammed.

He's damn lucky he didn't pull it when my guys surrounded his truck when he pulled into the drive.
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First to say good fucking riddance shitbag
Amen to that.
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That straw purchase for that assbag's gun is what makes it tougher for law-abiders to buy guns.
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That straw purchase for that assbag's gun is what makes it tougher for law-abiders to buy guns.
Straw purchase from Virginia to New York?
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The gun had been stolen from its owner, a woman named Jordan Kelsey-Stewart, 25, who bought it from Dale's Guns in Powhatan, Va., on Oct. 18, sources said.


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serves him right.


i hope people like that keep on doing it so the same will happen to them
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Straw purchase from Virginia to New York?
This has straw purchase written all over it. Why would a 25 year old female buy a mac 10.
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Wow I am going to stop doing that then... I figured I like getting brass in my face, but if its going to fail... I might as well stop.

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This has straw purchase written all over it. Why would a 25 year old female buy a mac 10.
Bloomberg is going to get in their ass like a bicycle with the seat off in court.

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Straw purchase from Virginia to New York?
This fucker that died was a con artist. The chick that bought the gun was probably some dumb fat (white?) bitch that he was fucking until she bought him the gun. She then probably reported it stolen either by his recommendation or as payback because he probably left her as soon as he got the gun.
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This has straw purchase written all over it. Why would a 25 year old female buy a mac 10.
The same reason my wife has an AR and a FNP-9?

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The same reason my wife has an AR and a FNP-9?
You bought them for her/influenced her to buy them?
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This has straw purchase written all over it. Why would a 25 year old female buy a mac 10.
you bitch about gun regs, then someone uses their constitutional right and you question it? pick a side kid...pick a side.

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I've seen action hero's shoot smiley faces in targets set all the way at the back of the range using this modified assault weapon shooting technique. Guess I need to update my stance to something more better... Dammajamma!
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I've seen action hero's shoot smiley faces in targets set all the way at the back of the range using this modified assault weapon shooting technique. Guess I need to update my stance to something more better... Dammajamma!
Before he was shooting smiley faces like a gangster, he was shooting smiley faces with his eyes closed:

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you bitch about gun regs, then someone uses their constitutional right and you question it? pick a side kid...pick a side.

god bless.
I am not "bitching about gun regs", I just find it a bit odd that a 25 year old woman bought a mac 10 of all things, and then it mysteriously ended up in a gangsters hands.

I guess I am the only one who thinks that is a bit fishy.
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Only if the AK-47 jammed when turned sideways. Terrorists wouldn't know what to do.

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Wow...and to think people actually believe if you just hold a gun in your hand, you're automatically a bad ass with it.

Score one for us educated folk.

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you bitch about gun regs, then someone uses their constitutional right and you question it? pick a side kid...pick a side.

god bless.
You wouldn't question how a gun used to shoot at a cop was "stolen" from the female 10 days after she bought it? If this wasn't fishy, then the story would have left out the part where "the feds want to talk to her to see if she had any connection to the shooter."

I'm glad I don't let people like you do my thinking for me.
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