Gun shop stories
Anybody have any good ones? I usually see a bunch of 'tards at gun stores and its always mildly entertaining.
One time I was at Walmart buying a cheap 12 gauge for dove season. As I was waiting on the guy to get it from the back of the store, these two ghetto ass homeboys walk up. They ask the guy behind the counter to see a shotgun. After playing with it, pointing it at all kinds of shit, exercising piss poor trigger discipline, and handing it back they have a discussion about which is better; shotguns or "gats". As the guy was ringing me up, they asked me why I wasnt buying a "gat" instead. I said, "this is for doves". They looked at me with the weirdest and most puzzling look, as they seemed shocked that anyone would buy a gun for anything other than killing people.
Another time I was at the local gun and pawn. This homie waddles in and asks to see "da hi-point 9mm". The clerk asked him why he wanted the gun, to which he responded "collecting".
At the same shop, I once heard 2 homies talking about how they would only buy a taurus brand gun. They justified it by saying, "because when you pull dat shit out in da hood, dey is gonna know it works because its a taurus".