first i would interview them from across the room safely -
Do you feel impoverished ? Are you a minority ?
Do you only want my tv ?
if he answers no to these then he must mean me harm, so I shoot him
unless he was chinese . Then I would shoot him in the dick.
mainly just cause it'd be funny when the police show up.
They'd be like , "Damn , you must be a good shot"
this is of course after I retrieved my gun from a safe, loaded it and took it off safety
79 K5 blazer, 6" lift 38x15" tires d44/12b lockers and chromoly axles ,6.2L GM diesel - Waste Vegetable Oil conversion - cross over steering,14"SAW nitrogen shocks, beefed shackles, shackle flip, winch/ bumpers, diff covers.
94 CBR 600 naked, handbraked, -1 +3 sprockets, one wheel operation mod
"I'm sorry, nothing quite says, "F- You, I'm from Texas" like an all-business, stripped-down K5."