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"I want you to curve the bullet"

Preview for new Jolie film. Edit, It is called WANTED. LMFAO

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I saw something about that on the military history channel. How much do they go for nowadays?
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I saw something about that on the military history channel. How much do they go for nowadays?
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damn, that would be a nice piece to have
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damn, that would be a nice piece to have
No doubt; Jolie is fine!

That's gonna be a cool movie.
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That looks like the dumbest POS movie ever.

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No doubt; Jolie is fine!

That's gonna be a cool movie.
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Fuck y'all! More room in the theater for me!
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Fuck y'all! More privacy in the theater for me to beat off!
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I saw some more previews for that movie. LMFAO at the fired bullets colliding in mid-air!


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I saw some more previews for that movie. LMFAO at the fired bullets colliding in mid-air!
There were bullets? What's wrong with you Tony?

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Angelina doesn't rock my face. I'd be happy to let her, though.


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right because youre good to beat it to Jolie. Fag
didn't say I wouldn't, just probably not in a public theater, unless it was all to myself...I would love to have her lips wrapped around my cock...

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I would love to have her lips wrapped around my cock...
I've thought that many, many times about many, many womenz. It never seems to work out as well as I'd like, though.


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I've thought that many, many times about many, many womenz. It never seems to work out as well as I'd like, though.

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I've thought that many, many times about many, many womenz. It never seems to work out as well as I'd like, though.
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Oh, so that's what I've been doing wrong.


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yeah that movie looks absolutely retarded. I wish it was realistic... "I want you to curve the bullet" and then he swings his gun and blows angelina jolies pea size brain all over the other guys face, he throws his hands up and screams like a girl. movie ends.
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yeah that movie looks absolutely retarded. I wish it was realistic... "I want you to curve the bullet" and then he swings his gun and blows angelina jolies pea size brain all over the other guys face, he throws his hands up and screams like a girl. movie ends.

ROFL exactly.


And to the guy droolin over her, go rent that other movie where shes topless in a sex scene or whatever if you're that hard up.
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yeah that movie looks absolutely retarded. I wish it was realistic... "I want you to curve the bullet" and then he swings his gun and blows angelina jolies pea size brain all over the other guys face, he throws his hands up and screams like a girl. movie ends.

Reminds me of this scream.


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This movie is totally fucking stupid. But people will go to see it for "the cool special effects" and so Hollywood will continue to churn out this garbage.
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Since when are entertaining movies realistic?

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Since when are entertaining movies realistic?

There's a fine line between "almost realistic" and "fucking stupid." Guess which side this movie sits on.


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There's a fine line between "almost realistic" and "fucking stupid." Guess which side this movie sits on.
Oh bullshit. Pretty much every action flick is downright ridiculous when it comes to believability. It's obviously to the point where they aren't even trying to make things believable. I'm surprised anyone still judges a movie based on that. Throw that out the window and just enjoy a movie for what it is. Hot chicks, explosions, fast cars, crazy stunts, cool special effects, great sound effects, etc. Throw in decent writing and a couple of good actors, and you can have yourself an alright movie. I'll give this one a chance.
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There's a fine line between "almost realistic" and "fucking stupid." Guess which side this movie sits on.

Oh, and guess which side Star Wars sits on. I'm just sayin'.
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Oh, and guess which side Star Wars sits on. I'm just sayin'.
Totally different, man. Nobody's trying to pretend that Star Wars is realistic or believable. It's 100% fantasy.


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Totally different, man. Nobody's trying to pretend that Star Wars is realistic or believable. It's 100% fantasy.
That's exactly what I'm saying. This movie is no different. If you stop expecting it to seem even remotely believable, you won't be disappointed when it's not. Nothing in the previews leads me to believe that they want to make it seem realistic. It's just for fun. You guys are already taking it too seriously.
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Oh bullshit. Pretty much every action flick is downright ridiculous when it comes to believability. It's obviously to the point where they aren't even trying to make things believable. I'm surprised anyone still judges a movie based on that. Throw that out the window and just enjoy a movie for what it is. Hot chicks, explosions, fast cars, crazy stunts, cool special effects, great sound effects, etc. Throw in decent writing and a couple of good actors, and you can have yourself an alright movie. I'll give this one a chance.
It is possible to make a great movie with a lot of cool special effects. Look at the X-men movies or the Lord of the Rings movies. The problem when the script, direction or acting is weak is that the special effects become all the movie is about and the rest of it is totally unbearable. Overall I think it leads to a decline in the quality of every movie because it lowers the bar. I try not to encourage them to make shit.
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It is possible to make a great movie with a lot of cool special effects. Look at the X-men movies or the Lord of the Rings movies. The problem when the script, direction or acting is weak is that the special effects become all the movie is about and the rest of it is totally unbearable. Overall I think it leads to a decline in the quality of every movie because it lowers the bar. I try not to encourage them to make shit.
For me, it just depends on where I set my expectations. In a lot of cases, I'm super picky and dislike a lot movies that everyone else raves about. But sometimes, like with this flick, I'll just go not expecting anything more than explosions, chases, and some T&A. It is what it is. I doubt they are looking for an Academy Award. It's just supposed to be entertaining.

Heck, some movies are so silly that that's what makes them entertaining.
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