Even though I'm a Cowboys fan, I still thought this review of the stadium was funny:
Dixon Orifice - Nov 2, 2010
Smells Like Jerry's Wrinkly Balls This place has the distinct odor of Jerry Jones's wrinkly balls. It is tough to say whether it is actually Jerry's balls or if it is Tony Romo's breath. It definitely does not smell like a winning team or a quality franchise... just old wrinkly balls. 8 Sundays out of each year, the smell of 200000 tears takes over the smell of balls. The rest of the time it just smells like balls... old wrinkly balls...Jerry's old wrinkly balls (or Tony Romo's breath). Also, looking at Wade's sweaty man boobs on the big screen is quite disturbing. They look like a couple of doughy biscuits. I'm sure he puts sausage on them regularly. Wade's moobs... ughhh, disgusting.
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