Dallas will never go to another Superbowl until Jerry Jones is gone. Period. End of discussion. He's the reason they suck. How do you NOT renew the contract of a head coach (Jimmy Johnson) who was winning you superbowls? How do you NOT let your most prolific/talented/all-around badass STAR runningback (Emmit Smith) NOT play his last season with his team, and instead force him to play his last season with Arizona? Seriously?? He needs to keep his ass in seculsion like most of the other owners in the league, stay in his little pressbox, and let the coaches do what they do, instead of sticking his old asshole nose in their business by coming down to the field when his team is sucking, and making things worse. Seriously, he thinks he knows everything about everything (and I'm not just talking football, either-my step brother who works for Manhattan in Dallas was supposed to be one of the contractors building Jerry's new stadium, and during a meeting, Jerry wanted to start changing all this shit in the blueprints AFTER the concrete had already been poured....if you know anything about contracting, you KNOW you can't start changing shit in the blueprints, ESPECIALLY after the thing is already being built).....ugh.....
He also has a thing for making headlines, like hiring Pacman Jones, and other dumbshit characters who he shouldn't have wasted his time on. He loves publicity...the only bad publicity for him is NO publicity.
I want to keep going, but I know alot of you guys will make arguments with me about what I've already said, so I'll stop now, and defend your remarks against mine later.
You WILL have: Long Blonde Hair, Big Green Eyes, World Class Breasts, A Butt That Won't Quit, and Legs..that go ALL THE WAY UP!!!