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So I called Tony Romo this morning.....

So I called Tony Romo this morning.This is how the conversation went:
Phone rings.(Ring,Ring,)
Tony :Hello
Me:Hey Tony wake up.It's Owen
Tony:Owen who???
Me:Owen Three mother fucker

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Weak and false since they will be 1-2

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You're out of your goddamned gourd!

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Weak and false since they will be 1-2
Did you happen to catch their preseason match-up with the Texans? I was there...it wasn't pretty..

I'm a Cowboys fan...but this team hasn't been the Cowboys since Jimmy Johnson's time.
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So I called Tony Romo this morning.This is how the conversation went:
Phone rings.(Ring,Ring,)
Tony :Hello
Me:Hey Tony wake up.It's Owen
Tony:Owen who???
Me:Owen Three mother fucker
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I figured out their problems. Steve jumped on the bandwagon prior to the season starting.
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I figured out their problems. Steve jumped on the bandwagon prior to the season starting.
That and I was defending the cowboys a couple of times. Here just for you cowboy fans. Cowboys fucking suck. They are SOOOOOOO overrated and will never make the playoffs again.

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I figured out their problems. Steve jumped on the bandwagon prior to the season starting.
Now the wagon has a couple of flat tires?

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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a T.V. watching the Super Bowl?


A.The Dallas Cowboys
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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a T.V. watching the Super Bowl?


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Now the wagon has a couple of flat tires?
Wagons didn't have tires.

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Wagons didn't have tires.
Well then Steve would have surely broken a few spokes.

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So I called Tony Romo this morning.This is how the conversation went:
Phone rings.(Ring,Ring,)
Tony :Hello
Me:Hey Tony wake up.It's Owen
Tony:Owen who???
Me:Owen Three mother fucker
i laughed out loud.. im gonna have to fwd that to my friends through text message.
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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a T.V. watching the Super Bowl?


A.The Dallas Cowboys
NFL has a 53 man roster....not including coaches....just sayin.

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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a T.V. watching the Super Bowl?


A.The Dallas Cowboys
would have been funny if you said 53...
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NFL has a 53 man roster....not including coaches....just sayin.
He's a dumbass.

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Did you happen to catch their preseason match-up with the Texans? I was there...it wasn't pretty..

I'm a Cowboys fan...but this team hasn't been the Cowboys since Jimmy Johnson's time.
The Texans were pissed enough to really play in the preseason. Tomorrow might as well be the super bowl for Houston.

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would have been funny if you said 53...

it was a copy paste, tell the website it came from.

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He's a dumbass.
aw, is someone still bitter they lost today? LMFAO
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aw, is someone still bitter they lost today? LMFAO
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God you're a fucking idiot. I didn't lose today dipshit. The team I cheer for lost today.

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it was a copy paste, tell the website it came from.

http://www.angelfire.com/me/philadel...boysjokes.html
So you are fucking stupid to realize how many people are on a roster. Good call on that one retard.

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So you are fucking stupid to realize how many people are on a roster. Good call on that one retard.

dont worry, Texas can still win another game this year dumbfuck
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What do you call 53 millionaires watching the super bowl in the same room?

The Dallas Cowboys.....

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What do you call 53 millionaires watching the super bowl in the same room?

The Dallas Cowboys.....
I call bullshit.

not all of them are millionaires.
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So you are fucking stupid to realize how many people are on a roster. Good call on that one retard.
It is the Cowboys/NFL, maybe the others were in prison.

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So I called Tony Romo this morning.This is how the conversation went:
Phone rings.(Ring,Ring,)
Tony :Hello
Me:Hey Tony wake up.It's Owen
Tony:Owen who???
Me:Owen Three mother fucker
Yeah I think I would delete this thread. Talk about your all time back fires.

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So I called Tony Romo this morning.This is how the conversation went:
Phone rings.(Ring,Ring,)
Tony :Hello
Me:Hey Tony wake up.It's Owen
Tony:Owen who???
Me:Owen Three mother fucker
more like Juan N. Two mutha fuckah!


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Yeah I think I would delete this thread. Talk about your all time back fires.
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