LOL...I asked for this weekend off back in January and I was somehow scheduled anyway. Wasnt a big deal because another guy said he would cover it....this leads up to this past week where he changed his mind. Bastard will need a shift covered sooner or later.
Dr. Dave: Don, you're a crappy golfer and blade irons are horrible because you're a crappy golfer, and because you're a crappy golfer they'll make your game even worse making you an even crappier crap golfer.
Dr. Dave: I hit a 400 yard drive! BEEFCAKE!
Dr. Dave: Don, set up some golf for March. I'm there.
Don: Will do, man!
Dr. Dave: Wanna gamble?
Don: Sure. $1 a hole and $5 birdies.
Dr. Dave: NO! A BMW per hole and a yacht for birdies!
Don: I'm not a Brazillionaire. $1 a hole $5 birdies.
Dr. Dave: I index 6, you index 25... I'll be super generous and give you 14 strokes and 2 mulligans.
Don: No, I get the 19 USGA says I get per index. No mulligans.
Dr. Dave: I've played that course like 4,397 times! I know it like the back of my hand! You're the crappy golfer with crappy blades who's gonna get crappier. You should accept my lop-sided odds that put you in a worse position with an even worse chance of breaking even!
Don: No. I'll take my 19 straight up, or the 22 I should get based on course handicap.
Dr. Dave: No! 18 total.
Don: I am the crappy golfer with the blades that'll fuck up my game, right? I want my 22 strokes.
Dr. Dave: Well holy shit look at the time! I gotta go... aw crap I can't make it. Rats! Dang it golly gee willickers. Next time, man.
That's what I got out of that???