You never go full retard
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: back in the gym.
This is from the PGA facebook page, from Tiger's speech.
"Many of you know me, have cheered for me, worked with me, or supported me. Now everyone of you have reason to be critical of me."
"Elin +I have started the process of discussing the damage caused by my behavior. My real apology to her will not come in the form of words"
"I have made you question who I am and how I have done the things I did. I am embarassed to put you in this position..."
"For all the things I've done, I am so sorry."
"I was wrong, I was foolish. I don't get to play by different rules. The same boundaries that apply to everyone apply to me."
"Parents used to point to me as a role model. I owe all those familes a special apology. I want to say to them that I am truly sorry."
"They [media] said I used performance-enhancing drugs. This is completely and utterly false."
"I lost track of what I was taught. As I move forward I will continue to receive help, because I learned that's how people really do change"
"I do plan to return to golf one day. I just don't know what day that will be. I don't rule out that day will be this year."
"Finally, there are many people in this room and at home who believed in me. Today I want to ask for your help. I ask you to find room in your heart to one day believe in me again. Thank you."
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel..., taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!