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Join Date: Apr 2008
Who ordered the "Code Shed". Classic!
Gerald Meyers (Tech AD): *Coach Leach, did you order the Code Shed?*
Kent Hance: You *donít* have to answer that question!
Coach Leach: Iíll answer the question!
Coach Leach: You want answers?
Meyers: I think Iím entitled.
Coach Leach: *You want answers?*
Meyers: *I want the truth!*
Coach Leach: *You canít handle the truth!*
Coach Leach: Son, we live in a world that has sidelines, and those sidelines have to be guarded by pirates with swords. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Meyers? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for James, and you curse the Pirates. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Jamesís small shed, while tragic, probably saved games. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves games. You donít want the truth because deep down in places you donít talk about at parties with your fat little girlfriends, you want me on those sidelines, you need me on those sidelines. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very bowl games that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a sword, and stand a post. Either way, I donít give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Meyers: Did you order the Code Shed?
Coach Leach: I did the job IÖ
Meyers: *Did you order the Code Shed?*
Coach Leach: *Youíre G**damned right I did!*
Texas Tech Coach Leach SuspendedÖ.