Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: the original let me google that for ya guy
A guy walks into a bar in Ann Arbor wearing a Michigan jersey and carrying a cat that also has a Michigan jersey on with a little Wolverine helmet on his head, too.
The guy says to the bartender, 'Can my cat and I watch the Michigan game here? My TV at home broke down and my cat and I always watch the game together'.
The bartender replies, 'Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar.. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave.'
The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon Michigan manages to kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar, walks all the way down and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, 'Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?' The guy answers, 'I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years.'