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82-0 hockey game - women's olympic qualifier

Something tells me the goalie left her 5 hole open all night.


Worst drubbing in history
By Micah Warren
I donít know what the actual record is for biggest good olí fashioned ass whooping in sports history, but this has to be close. I would have thought the biggest stomping may have been when the Washington Redskins were on the business end of a 73-0 loss to the Bears in the 1940 NFL Championship game.

Nope, this is worse. And itís hockey!

The womenís ice hockey team from Slovakia skated with the Bulgarian womenís ice hockey team over the weekend in a 2010 Olympic qualifier. I donít think Bulgaria is going to make the Olympics. Call it a hunch, but when you lose in any sport 82-0, you probably have to rethink whether or not you should even be playing said sport.

Thatís right, the Bulgarians lost a hockey gameÖ82-0.

Iíll say it again: 82-0.

What I want to know is what is going through everyoneís head (thanks, Michelle Tafoya) at 31-0? ĎMaybe we should cancel this game?í ĎMaybe we should stay in the locker room after the first period and sneak out the back?í

The game was 7-0 after five minutes, 19-0 after 10 minutes, and 31-0 after only one period. The Bulgarians were down 77-0 with three minutes to go, when they put in their backup goalie. She proceeded to give up five more goals in 1:25.

12 players had hat tricks and Maria Herichova netted 18 goals herself.

Iím still trying to wrap my head around how itís physically possible to score this many goals in a given time frame. Didnít some pucks accidentally hit the goalie? I guess not.

I think my favorite part is that the decision to pull the starting goalie came after 77 goals were scored.

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They pulled her after 77 goals? WTF, over?

I can hear the coach now 'get that bitch out of there now. If we hustle, we can get 77 back in the third period!'.

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That is a goal every 44 seconds of a 1-hr hockey game.

I don't think you could do that even with an open net.
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