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Anyone else watching Jenny Finch play right now?

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel..., taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
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She's playing out this really nice movie in my head - If I could, I'd post it
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I've searched long and hard for that porn....

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel..., taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
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It is beautiful, but alas it is all in my head...
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She is so fucking hot.
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Good lord she has an ass!


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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-11-2008, 11:37 PM Thread Starter
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Good lord she has an ass!
Yes... she most certainly does.

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel..., taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
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BTW, this shit cracked me up:



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I just walked by the TV and noticed a crowd around it. They were watching our girls KILL Venesuela. It was like 11-0 at the time.
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Yep, that was the game - run-ruled 11-0 after 5. That Abbott chick that went in for relief wasn't as hot, but I couldn't help noticing that she has an awfully nice ass, too.


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And she's throws a no hitter.... Time to celebrate... I should invite her to bed.

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel..., taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
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And she's throws a no hitter.... Time to celebrate... I should invite her to bed.
I'd let her retire me.


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Fuck the Rangers. When do these bitches play again?


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Fuck the Rangers. When do these bitches play again?
They're on CNBC right now.
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