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Sport's Quote's

I was searching online and came across some funny ones, if you know of any add to it:

I'm tired of hearing about money money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
-Shaquille O'Neal

You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world & I might be right.
-Charles Barkley

It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.
-Muhammad Ali

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whoops my bad. it did say sports quotes. i just thought those were kinda funny. here ya go

The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, thats the day you start to the top.
-O.J. Simpson

No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room.
-Muhammad Ali

Never quit. Don't quit
- Emmitt Smith
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One of my favorites:

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Joe Theismann

and another

"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
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I've always liked "If you're not fired with enthusiasm, you'll be fired, with enthusiasm." I think it was Lombardi that said it.


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I've always liked "If you're not fired with enthusiasm, you'll be fired, with enthusiasm." I think it was Lombardi that said it.
Sounds about right.

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Re: Sport's Quote's

This shit has been bugging me all night/morning, so I'm going to address it before I go to sleep.

Apostrophes (not apostrophe's, in this case):
They are used to indicate possession:
Tony's mad English skillz, yo; the original poster's lack of understanding for apostrophes; the grammar Nazi's duty to point out every little mistake
They are not, however, used on possessive pronouns:
yours, his, hers, theirs, its, ours

They are used in contractions:
They're (they are, not to be confused with their or there), can't (cannot), don't (do not), won't (will not), wouldn't (would not), couldn't (could not), I'm (I am), you're (you are, not to be confused with your), he's/she's (he/she is), it's (it is, not to be confused with the possessive pronoun its), ain't (whatever the fuck ain't would be if it were spelled out all the way), and so on and so forth.

They are not used to indicate plurals:
Many sports, not sport's unless we're talking about something that belongs to a sport;
quotes, not quote's unless we're talking about something that belongs to a quote;
assholes, not asshole's unless we're talking about something that belongs to an asshole;
and so on and so forth...

There, I feel better.


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This shit has been bugging me all night/morning, so I'm going to address it before I go to sleep.

Apostrophes (not apostrophe's, in this case):
They are used to indicate possession:
Tony's mad English skillz, yo; the original poster's lack of understanding for apostrophes; the grammar Nazi's duty to point out every little mistake
They are not, however, used on possessive pronouns:
yours, his, hers, theirs, its, ours

They are used in contractions:
They're (they are, not to be confused with their or there), can't (cannot), don't (do not), won't (will not), wouldn't (would not), couldn't (could not), I'm (I am), you're (you are, not to be confused with your), he's/she's (he/she is), it's (it is, not to be confused with the possessive pronoun its), ain't (whatever the fuck ain't would be if it were spelled out all the way), and so on and so forth.

They are not used to indicate plurals:
Many sports, not sport's unless we're talking about something that belongs to a sport;
quotes, not quote's unless we're talking about something that belongs to a quote;
assholes, not asshole's unless we're talking about something that belongs to an asshole;
and so on and so forth...

There, I feel better.
Was that really keeping you up until 3:21 yesterday? :-)
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Was that really keeping you up until 3:21 yesterday? :-)
No, but it was eating away at me as long as I was awake.


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