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Bryant 'I'm fucking retarded' Gumble- Part II

If you're for any reason watching the battle of the retard teams on NFL network, is Bryant Gumble not just as fucking annoying as he was last week?

He told some ridiculously stupid anecdote about living across the street from the Old Redskins field back in the day, and now he's talking about Tom Brady and making even less sense.

Why the fuck hasn't the NFL network already fired this guy? His HBO specials aren't any good, so why did they think his commentating would be any good? I swear, this guy has half a brain.

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only think good so far was the fan trying to tackle one of bears players.
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only think good so far was the fan trying to tackle one of bears players.

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If you're for any reason watching the battle of the retard teams on NFL network, is Bryant Gumble not just as fucking annoying as he was last week?

He told some ridiculously stupid anecdote about living across the street from the Old Redskins field back in the day, and now he's talking about Tom Brady and making even less sense.

Why the fuck hasn't the NFL network already fired this guy? His HBO specials aren't any good, so why did they think his commentating would be any good? I swear, this guy has half a brain.
I agree 100%. He is a total dipshit.
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hahaha i just read another forum about someone bitchin about him.. but i agree

The guy is an idiot..

Did you guys just hear what he said? "Griese with a great THROW... "

Uh, 2 Redskin Defenders just got there hands on it in the endzone..
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I didn't/couldn't watch. Listening to Bryant Gumbel is like having an explosive case of runny shits while having to throw up and not having a trash can handy.

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White people like Wayne Brady....because he makes......Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X.

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My ears are still bleeding from listening to that game. I even skipped the 2nd the 3rd quarters and it was still painful to listen to that jackass.
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I am surprised the let him back in the booth after that Cowboys/Green Bay blunder.
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I call your Bryant Gumble and raise you one John Madden.

I spent last weekend listening to Madden telling me how big Carson Palmers hands were and how long his fingers are. And how Carson likes his balls 100% wet or 100% dry, nothing in between.

Those of you who watched the Bengals game last weekend can feel my pain.

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So was he confusing the two teams? Or did he call Brian Griese Brad Griese?

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Gumble won't be fired because he bad mouthed the NFL in one of his specials. If they fire him, it will look like they fired him because of his comments and come off looking worse than if they let him announce bad match-ups on a channel most people dont even have.

No, the second they say "you're fired" he'll shout "RASICTS" . . . too bad he's made such an ass of himself constantly beating everyone down with racism claims that everyone will just roll their eyes.

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I call your Bryant Gumble and raise you one John Madden.
I call. Madden may be stupid, but at least he's occasionally humorous and knows something about football. Gumble talks like he got plucked out of a special ed class in Canada.

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I like madden for the voice thats about it, he also KNOWS football. Gumbel is a jackass and sounds like he is announcing for the ice skating championships or a dog show.

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Why can't all analyst get a tape of Troy Aikman and just watch it over and over and over and over. Aikman is an almost perfect example of an analyst.

As for announcers, Pat Summeral, in his prime, was the best IMO. Heck even in his old age he is VASTLY superior the Gumbel.
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yea, that too. It is just one big cluster fuck with him.
All true.

However I'd love it if the NFL replaced him with Greg Gumbel (I'm starting to sound like a broken record)
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John Madden: "See what you've got to do here is score more touchdowns then the other team...."

Bryant Gumble: " Todd Romo just threw a home run...."
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