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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-24-2007, 01:41 AM Thread Starter
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***note: I understand this is not a representative of most aggy. All fanbases have idiots. The idiots in this tale, just happen to be aggy***

So, to ease my suffering the wife and I swing up to 7-11 for a French Vanilla w/ marshmallows and 2 caramel shots. I'm still wearing a Texas shirt.

In walk two aggy...females, mid 20s. How did I know they were aggy? They were whooping as soon as they walked in the store. Now, I'm quite a site at 1 in the am. No shoes, shorts, and a Texas shirt. None the less, when they went to the bathroom, I opted to put my coffee and bagel on the counter, and tell my wife I'd see her in the car. I didnt really feel like dealing with any aggy, much less whooping drunken aggy.

I sit down, and one of the most bizzare things Ive ever seen unfolds before my eyes. Cappocino machine: emptied. Note, there is no drain under the machine, so its straight to the floor.

Then, the syrup bottles get emptied. Followed by random items being thrown to the floor......and ending with several coffees sitting on the counter to check out being knocked off on the floor., before the two come running out of the store. The whole time, these two are whooping it up (according to the wife).

What the hell?

To make matters worse, all I wanted to do was have my french vanilla, and go to bed....now I have an aggy induced headache due to todays L, and no friggin French Vanilla due to aggy.
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All that, and no more Franny to laff at. What a day.

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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-24-2007, 04:32 AM
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...French Vanilla w/ marshmallows and 2 caramel shots...all I wanted to do was have my french vanilla...now I have an aggy induced headache due to...no friggin French Vanilla due to aggy...
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post #3 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-24-2007, 09:01 AM
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Bryce, it's only a matter of time until you become the old HookEm. This post will forever be considered as the turning point.

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post #4 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-24-2007, 09:37 AM Thread Starter
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Nah. I have no desire to go back to drinking/using and all that it entails because of a few bad fans.

The sun still rose today, and it'll rise the next day.

I get to celebrate a year of sobriety on December 6th, and I'll take that over a Horn W any time.

I just dont get that type of mindset; why you would act that way as a fan. It's one notch below burning/flipping cars mentality. Poor 7-11 dude just sat there with a look of....why me...on his face.

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post #5 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-24-2007, 09:44 AM
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Nah. I have no desire to go back to drinking/using and all that it entails because of a few bad fans.

The sun still rose today, and it'll rise the next day.

I get to celebrate a year of sobriety on December 6th, and I'll take that over a Horn W any time.

I just dont get that type of mindset; why you would act that way as a fan. It's one notch below burning/flipping cars mentality. Poor 7-11 dude just sat there with a look of....why me...on his face.
congrats,on your 1 year,god bless

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What are you talking about? Two drunk bitches roll through a 7-11 and tear up the place, and this has something ... in some way ... to do with A&M?

Get over yourself! And real men take their coffee black, Austin faggot.
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post #7 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-24-2007, 10:59 AM Thread Starter
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Like I said,


***note: I understand this is not a representative of most aggy. All fanbases have idiots. The idiots in this tale, just happen to be aggy***


It probablly wouldn't have been so defeating if it had been two drunk chicks from UT-Southwestern.


And as for my coffee.....what can I say? My office got me hooked on stupid high dollar Starbucks. I DO try to make it Dunn's instead of SB, but I will trick up some coffee on ya.

I think it's the bartender in me finding an outlet....

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What are you talking about? Two drunk bitches roll through a 7-11 and tear up the place, and this has something ... in some way ... to do with A&M?

Get over yourself! And real men take their coffee black, Austin faggot.

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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-24-2007, 11:00 AM Thread Starter
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congrats,on your 1 year,god bless


Preciate ya, bro.

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Damn. I don't know the back story, but sounds like you're doing better. Congrats, and keep it up.


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post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-24-2007, 05:43 PM
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Why didn't you roll into the restroom and rail those two drunk sluts. Take out a little Aggy aggrivation on their pussies? Oh and congrats on being clean almost a year!
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post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-25-2007, 01:22 AM
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Congrats Bryce! Sorry to hear about your drink mishap though. lol

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post #13 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-25-2007, 03:12 PM
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Venom could learn a lot from the new Hook Em. Congrats on the year.
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post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-25-2007, 09:25 PM
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BTW: after the 1990 victory by t.u. in Austin my sister's car, which had an A&M sticker on it, was keyed in the stadium parking lot.

So it goes both ways. The sore loser is always the winner it seems.

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BTW: after the 1990 victory by t.u. in Austin my sister's car, which had an A&M sticker on it, was keyed in the stadium parking lot.

So it goes both ways.
No shit?!?!!!???!!!**!?!??!*!???
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The sore loser is always the winner it seems.
LOLz, what a conundrum.


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No shit?!?!!!???!!!**!?!??!*!???LOLz, what a conundrum.
Applying for a play by play job?

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Just being intellectually superior, as usual.


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