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Thumbs down Sammy Sosa

Fuckin' useless. Useless!


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Did you see the homer he hit when the fans were booing him like crazy last night?

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He's old and washed up! Can't hit anymore.
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Did you see the homer he hit when the fans were booing him like crazy last night?
I did. Why do all his hits come when the rest of the team is hitting? It's like...they're in sync or something.


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Exclamation

Lou: "Jesus, this guy hits a ton. How come nobody else picked up on him?"
Assistant: "Okay, Eddie. That's enough fastballs. Throw him some curves."
*WHIFF*
Lou: "Oh."
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Cerrano: "Ah, Jesus. I like him very much, but he no help with curveball."


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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-22-2007, 05:38 PM
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Sammy puts extra people in the seats and sells jerseys thats why he is a ranger

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Sammy puts extra people in the seats and sells jerseys thats why he is a ranger
Thats not all he does. He started out slow, but has done fairly well here as of late.

By no means is he the Sammy of old, but he's still a pretty decent player despite the significant amount of time off and scandals.

As of after tonight's game he's:

.224, 4 HR, 16 RBI, and 8 runs

I think that is pretty decent production for what they are paying him.
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If you want to talk worthless Rangers, fucking Brad Wilkerson belongs on the top of that list. How many people did he leave on base yesterday while at the plate? 5?

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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-26-2007, 07:39 AM
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If you want to talk worthless Rangers, fucking Brad Wilkerson belongs on the top of that list. How many people did he leave on base yesterday while at the plate? 5?
No shit! Why is he even in the majors period? I think he's worse than Ricky LeDae(sp) was.

BTW, how many strike-outs did Blalock have yesterday?
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Lou: "Jesus, this guy hits a ton. How come nobody else picked up on him?"
Assistant: "Okay, Eddie. That's enough fastballs. Throw him some curves."
*WHIFF*
Lou: "Oh."
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Cerrano: "Ah, Jesus. I like him very much, but he no help with curveball."
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Cerrano: "Ah, Jesus. I like him very much, but he no help with curveball."
Are you saying Jesus Christ cant hit a curve ball?
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If you want to talk worthless Rangers, fucking Brad Wilkerson belongs on the top of that list. How many people did he leave on base yesterday while at the plate? 5?
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No shit! Why is he even in the majors period? I think he's worse than Ricky LeDae(sp) was.

BTW, how many strike-outs did Blalock have yesterday?
Yeah, but they've got track records!

I'm just fed up with hearing the commentators talk about how great Sammy was and how great he'll be once he gets his timing back.


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Yeah, but they've got track records!

I'm just fed up with hearing the commentators talk about how great Sammy was and how great he'll be once he gets his timing back.
Two dingers today and got cheated out of one yesterday.
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Seems like he's starting to hit stride now. Yet another bomb tonight against the Blue Jays.

Now up to .253, 7 HR, 19 RBI, and 11 runs.
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Going to go next weekend vs Toronto, it would be nice if he was 1-2 away from 600 when I go if he keeps this up he should be.
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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-30-2007, 07:42 PM
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Just hope the idiotic Rangers don't bring Granpy Julio Franco back, lol.......

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