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F*ck Yeah,

Rangers' first game of 2007 tonight at 9.

And f*ck yeah, f*ck all you baseball-hating pinko commie douchebags. Go burn a draft card and lobby for government-funded healthcare while you bitch and moan about how boring our national pastime is...


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please win this year rangers, please dont break my heart and make me cry YET AGAIN
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Rangers' first game of 2007 tonight at 9.

And f*ck yeah, f*ck all you baseball-hating pinko commie douchebags. Go burn a draft card and lobby for government-funded healthcare while you bitch and moan about how boring our national pastime is...
Im ready for the season to start too, but I'll hope they dont fall apart after the all star break. All the people who complain about baseball complain because they could never play it well, they throw like girls or whiff at a 30mph pitch.
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I'm ready for basketball, even while football is still going on, but the Rangers will get the backseat to the Stars and Mavs for now. I'll settle for game updates on my cell phone. Besides, this first series - the games start when its my bedtime.
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please win this year rangers, please dont break my heart and make me cry YET AGAIN
x2 for the 7th time in a row. Go Sammy!
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Please Rangers, don't make baby Jesus cry again this year.

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Looks like they're picking up right where they left off last year: blow good opportunities (such as 2 men on with no outs) and give guys like Guerrero good pitches to hit.


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Heh, and there's Sammy Sosa making his Ranger debut, striking out looking and bitching at the umpire on his way back to the dugout.


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I wish I could be watching it, but I'm sitting here working.

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Don't worry, I'll tell you what you're missing.

First Inning:
2 on, nobody out, and Michael Young grounds into a double play (hard hit, but right at the second baseman).
Teixeira flies out to centerfield; Gary Matthews, Jr., makes a pretty good catch.

Millwood walks the lead-off batter on four pitches and then gives up a hard RBI double to Vladimir Guerrero on the first pitch he sees.

Second Inning:
The commentators hype up Sosa's return to baseball and his great spring training, and then he strikes out looking and whines at the umpire as he returns to the dugout.
Blalock gets a nice double, moves over to third on a wild pitch/pass ball, and he's stranded after the next two batters strike out.

Some Angels douchebag hits a fly ball at the wall in center field, Kenny Lofton forgets Gary Matthews, Jr., doesn't play for the Rangers anymore, tries to make a leaping catch at the wall, and the ball bounces out of his glove for a homerun.

Angels 2, Ranger 0

This season is already looking disappointing.


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This season is already looking disappointing.

Usually they wait for the all-star break for that.

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Usually they wait for the all-star break for that.
I remember a couple of years ago when they started off somewhere around (maybe even below) 5-15. I don't think they ever got going well enough to have a late-season collapse that year.

*Update* Kinsler just hit a homerun past the glove of a leaping Gary Matthews, Jr., who, although human, is still vastly superior to Kenny Lofton.

Angels 2, Rangers 1


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LMFAO!

Matthews just nonchalantly (FUCK! Grieve used that word after I'd typed it; it's a good, fitting word, though) flipped his glove and dropped an easy catch in right center! Hahaha!


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And now, with Young on second with 2 outs, they're walking Teixeira to get to Sosa.


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Astros > Rangers

CANADIANS = DOUCHERS

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Based loaded ...Blalock up...2 & 2 count.
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Full count. Here we go.
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Thumbs down

Matthews with a sliding catch, FTTO.


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0-1. Season's over.
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LOL! Nah, don't count 'em out yet... yet.
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damn, the astros and rangers lost.

god bless.

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LOL! Nah, don't count 'em out yet... yet.
0-2. Can I call it now?
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Dallas has a baseball team?
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