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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-31-2007, 02:56 PM Thread Starter
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Chicago Bears practice temporarily suspended...

CHICAGO (AP) -- Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance
on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again...
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-31-2007, 02:56 PM
 
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haha. you mean the offense. i bet the defense scores more TD's.
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-31-2007, 02:58 PM
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This joke is normally posted twice a year since Al Gore invented the internet. Once for a college game, once for a pro.
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-31-2007, 03:03 PM
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http://www.superbowl.com/news/story/9966134

Colts have not scored even 1 more point than the Bears, and the Bears have allowed many less. So the joke don't work this year

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Same shit happened in Oakland last year and College Station 2 years ago.

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And even then HookEm recognized them as reposts
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Yawn. Nice try.
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-01-2007, 09:02 AM
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The only reason this post wasn't moved to another forum is because it isn't funny.
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The only reason this post wasn't moved to another forum is because it isn't funny.
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-02-2007, 02:12 PM
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