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Terrell Owens Blames Poor Game On Drew Bledsoe, Offensive Line, Hamid Karzai, NASA, Samsung

October 12, 2006 | Onion Sports

DALLAS—Troubled, underperforming Dallas wide receiver Terrell Owens lashed out in a press conference at the Cowboys practice facility Tuesday, blaming a combination of teammates, world leaders, scientific organizations, and multinational electronics companies for his three-reception, 45-yard performance against Philadelphia Sunday. "I can't catch the ball if the quarterback can't pull the trigger on those passes, and he can't get the pass off if no one's blocking—and who can maintain concentration when [Afghan president] Hamid Karzai is criticizing [Pakistani leader Pervez] Musharraf for not doing enough to stop extremists in his country?" Owens said in response to reporters' questions regarding how he was feeling. "And now NASA says the shuttle came back from its last mission with damage to the protective foam? And I got to watch that news on a Samsung HP-S5053 that makes everything look all oversaturated. Is anyone out there besides me doing their damn job?" Bledsoe, the Cowboys' linemen, NASA, and the Samsung corporation have not commented on Owens' remarks, though Karzai took time yesterday to call Owens a "pass-dropping bitch asshole" on the floor of the United Nations.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53985

On a sidenote, I've been waiting for an article like this since he arrived in Dallas.


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On a sidenote, I've been waiting for an article like this since he arrived in Dallas.

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lmao... if they want it to be somewhat realistic they should know T.O. Owens starts every sentence with "I mean..." and confirms every sentence with "you know?"
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lmao... if they want it to be somewhat realistic they should know T.O. Owens starts every sentence with "I mean..." and confirms every sentence with "you know?"
LMAO... almost a signature move like LL Cool J licking his lips between sentences! I remember my brother and I trying to count the times he did it during interviews.
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LMAO... almost a signature move like LL Cool J licking his lips between sentences! I remember my brother and I trying to count the times he did it during interviews.
yea. it doesn't get much better than when he says "i mean you know?" and that's his entire response.
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